As Mr. Colbert so adeptly put it several months back: "A well-made suit creates the illusion of a physique." (or something VERY close to that) The post earns the award for "most obvious post by a troll." However, I suggest a list: Top 10 reasons to care about one's dress. Here's some of my own proposals for the list: - People make assumptions about me based on how I look. I care to mold those assumptions. - I feel better about myself when I feel good about my appearance - I feel physically more comfortable in clothing that fits well - The "idle time" spent ironing my own shirt or polishing my own shoes is really like quiet meditation time. - I appreciate knowing why we wear what we wear, without being a mere lemming to fashion. Any other ideas?