ULTIMATE HAND WOVEN TIE FROM BARNEYS, BECAUSE YOLO

[noob in 89]

$39 $29

Like everyone else, I had become a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct. If I saw something like clever coffee tables in the shape of a yin and yang, I had to have it. I would flip through catalogs and wonder, "What kind of dining set defines me as a person?" We used to read pornography. Now it was the Horchow Collection. I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections, proof they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working indigenous peoples of wherever.

FOR SALE:


HAND MADE POLKA DOTS WITH TINY BUBBLES AND IMPERFECTIONS. ​

Women's finger's will stick them like magnets.

Men will never ask where you got it -- because they'll know they can't afford it.

This winter, happiness is 2.3" wide.

Barneys. Hand. Made. Silk. Woven. Polka.



DO IT.
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