The guy that sits next to me eats disgusting chinese food everyday and the smell is toxic. He also eats it SO fast that at least 2 times every lunch he starts coughing/choking and almost pukes. He eats room temperature canned corn for breakfast at 9am directly from the can. He's constantly coughing to the point where my boss has started referring to him as "tuberculosis". He gets super hungover and pukes all over the bathroom every 6 months or so. He constantly talks with his mouth full. He'll actually strike up a conversation and while he's still saying his opening line he'll fill his mouth full of shit and continue speaking. He eats about 6 of those Jamie Lee Curtis endorsed yogurts a day, the ones that make you shit. Probably needs them from all the fried chinese food he eats. He yells into his phone in chinese from 9am to about 11am straight, or whenever his buddies in china go to bed for the night. He has had gout 3 times in the last 2 years. Healthy eating habits again. This dude is probably the worst human being I've ever met really. I was going to say that he must be either Korean or Chinese. My office mate has this sinus thing, he will snort three times every 15 seconds or so in quick succession. He slurps his lunch, which he always eats alone in the office, while breathing out of his mouth. I always keep my headphones in while in my office so I don't go crazy. He refuses to let the office door be left open because he says the noise bothers him like an "echo chamber", so every time I open the door to come in, I'm hit by a blast of stale, Chinese-foody air. I can't wait for this term to finish. urophagia? You're a veritable encyclopedia of medical malady.