Ugliest Clothes That Were Meant To Be Taken Seriuosly

[Arethusa]

Originally Posted by theshonen8899

Why the hell do you need to have red paint representing a "seagull" painted from your shoulders to your ankles? Ungliest freaking denim tux ever.
Hah. You need to experience the warm embrace of Sean John. Sean John loves you. Sean John wants you.

 

[theshonen8899]

Could by any chance be mentioning... ...THESE?!?!?!?!!

 

[Arethusa]

Seriously, that Evisu denim tux is nothing compared to the bottomless sucking maw of human dignity that is urbanwear. Bring on the Sean John and the Roca.

 

[Stax]

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by theshonen8899

Anything that makes you a walking advertisement. For example...

You idiots. This is M.Night Shyamalan x Evisu "Village" denim suit. Christ, everyone knows it's worth as much as any movie he's done past 6th Sense.

 

[Fat-Elvis]

Originally Posted by Stax

MA JEANS, THEY PLAY THA MP3S.

 

[theshonen8899]

Originally Posted by whodini

You idiots. This is M.Night Shyamalan x Evisu "Village" denim suit. Christ, everyone knows it's worth as much as any movie he's done past 6th Sense.

 

[Max]

Can I bring in a womens outfit here?

Denim train plus fake 'n' bake times cheap wig peroxide chernobyl hair divided by disturbing makeup equals hideous. And we can't forget the fading and distressing, because Ms Lauren does a ton of hard physical labor whilst wearing that denim train.

 

[mendel]

Originally Posted by Max

Can I bring in a womens outfit here?

Denim train plus fake 'n' bake times cheap wig peroxide chernobyl hair divided by disturbing makeup equals hideous.

Why do you think she ended up at the ASPCA? Hope it's no-kill.

 

[theshonen8899]

 

[ruben]

I love urbanwear, it's insane.

One day, when I have more disposable income, I plan on a TJmaxx outing, followed by a night on the town head to toe last year's cheap ROCA, and a trying not to cry laughing at myself grin.

I love playing dress up.

 

[masqueofhastur]

Originally Posted by theshonen8899

Kids shoes?

 

[theshonen8899]

*ahem* No. http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/19058678/c/52527.html

 

[masqueofhastur]

Damn. I would have thought they were cool when I was 10.

 

[someoneNew]

This:

Or this:

And God help whoever combined the above with these:

And always hated overalls unless you're cutting wood: