True Religion store moving in across the street. Relocate to preserve rep?

[JesseJB]

They're putting in a True Religion store across the street from my apartment in Seattle. I will wake up and go to sleep thinking looking at True Religion. I'm so scared of developing a gastric ulcer or worse yet, becoming desensitized. I don't know what to do. Any advice will help.

 

[TyCooN]

Wait for sales, so you can buy and resell to randoms?

 

[grundletaint]

STFU and look at the chicks, thank god they're invading your hood?

 

[crosswound]

yea should be a lot of those chicks when those jeans go on sale

.

 

[JesseJB]

Originally Posted by grundletaint

STFU and look at the chicks, thank god they're invading your hood?

I would, but I can't stand TR on women. I think the pockets and the vomit-esque stitching "obscure the ass."

 

[robbie]

preserve rep

this isn't sufu, you're not going to get docked cool points for where you live.

 

[TyCooN]

Originally Posted by JesseJB

I would, but I can't stand TR on women. I think the pockets and the vomit-esque stitching "obscure the ass."
That's what those bimbos have styleforum guys for, to show them the wrongs of their ways by helping them take off those jeans that **** their AZZes.

 

[Bona Drag]

You need to cop some Red Monkeys and show those broke ass fools what stuntin really looks like.

 

[Bam!ChairDance]

You can now be the guy they call the Raw Denim Wolf because every evening he walks across the street and preys on all the poor unsuspecting TR shoppers and/or leads them back to his apartment. This will piss off the management at first, but soon they'll accept it for the cute gimmick that it is and smirkingly look the other way.

 

[Dedalus]

Originally Posted by robbie

preserve rep

this isn't sufu, you're not going to get docked cool points for where you live.

You're just saying that because you live in Omaha.

 

[robbie]

I am not following?

 

[BrettChaotix]

Originally Posted by robbie

I am not following?

He be dissin your hood, yo

 

[constantine.]

omaha is kinda hip, saddle creek and steaks amiright?

 

[JesseJB]

Ever see Conor eating a ribeye? No.

 

[Dedalus]

311 negates anything Saddle Creek.