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Total Recall Remake (Aug 3, 2012)

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by RFX45, Jul 14, 2011.

  1. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    Going to the early bird. will report back later.
     
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    Most reviews are saying the movie's a complete bore. Will probably pass till it hits DVD.
     
  3. Rambo

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    They are right. What a snooze fest. SPOILERS:

    AGAIN, THESE ARE SPOILERS!
    Just a baseline of things as I don't want to ruin the movie for others. No Mars, No mutants, No aliens. This is basically I, Robot plus some memory issues and a couple of hot bitches.
     
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  5. Rambo

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    Yeah. She gets a good 5 seconds.
     
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    There is no way in hell this is even a shadow of the original "Total Recall". The generic white robots are enough to turn me away.
     
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    Does anyone even get remotely naked in this? Seems like it'd be its only redeeming factor at this point.
     
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    Negative.

    (aside from the three-breasted hooker)
     
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    Movie sucked.
     
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    stay away.....far...far...far fucking away from this pile of shit.
     
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    Colin Farrell should really stick to small movies like Tigerland and In Bruges. This movie is just going to be added to the list of his blockbuster stinkers like SWAT and Daredevil.
     
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    Worst movie I've been dragged to since Lincoln lawyer. At least that one was easy to laugh at.
     
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    Had to watch this stinkpile since The Bourne Legacy was full. I mean it when I say that the only saving grace of this film was the three-tit prostitute.
     
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    My reviews don't seem so far fetched now, do they?
     
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    Is it bad that I don't mind watching SWAT? :confused:
     
  16. Neo_Version 7

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    SWAT sucked so much ass. So too did this movie.
     
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    We all have shitty movies that we watch from time to time. Sometimes I'm too lazy to change the channel and have nothing else to do...It is a grand failure of mine.
     
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    I almost had to watch this movie on Saturday. I'm rather glad that I was able to convince people the six pints I had would put me to sleep so there'd be no value from it. I heard and read some atrocious reviews on the radio and in print.

    I guess the only reason for me to watch it is for the women.
     
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    Meh. They're moving too much to get any good views of them.
     
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    Kate's only good scene was in the beginning when she was in her underwear and we're treated to a magnificent view of her behind.

    Despite his intimidating presence, Biel wasn't memorable at all.
     
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