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Top 10 Signs You Have A Problem

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by alliswell, Jan 17, 2010.

  1. thejohngalt100

    thejohngalt100 Active Member

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    76 - you worry someone might find your WAYWRN porn folder on your computer and start to ask questions.
     


  2. ginlimetonic

    ginlimetonic Senior Member

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    #77

    You answer your private portfolio manager's questions about return, risk, tax, time horizon. When it comes to liquidity, you then go on a diatribe of your satorical requirements translated into $ terms.

    #78

    Monte carlo simulation shows clothing-related expenditure significantly reduces terminal wealth.

    #79

    a probit factor model of SF as an independent variable, is statistically significant as having a negative effect on wealth.

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    you place pictures of shoe p0rn with female pornography in your same file path on yoru computer.

    #81

    your brain produces endorphins when you look at sh0e porn, textiles, SF member construction of suits, or when you see some big timer foof, manton, vox or other.

    #82

    [​IMG] has a 2mile restraining order aginst you in NYC
     


  3. jrd617

    jrd617 Stylish Dinosaur

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    72. After a cost-benefit analysis, you consider traveling to the third world (Italy) to hire a personal tailor.

    73. You actually do it.


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  4. RSS

    RSS Stylish Dinosaur

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    You notice red lights flashing in the rear view mirror ... and Paris Hilton is sitting in your right front seat.
     


  5. landshark

    landshark Distinguished Member

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    #77

    You answer your private portfolio manager's questions about return, risk, tax, time horizon. When it comes to liquidity, you then go on a diatribe of your satorical requirements translated into $ terms.

    #78

    Monte carlo simulation shows clothing-related expenditure significantly reduces terminal wealth.

    #79

    a probit factor model of SF as an independent variable, is statistically significant as having a negative effect on wealth.

    #80

    you place pictures of shoe p0rn with female pornography in your same file path on yoru computer.

    #81

    your brain produces endorphins when you look at sh0e porn, textiles, SF member construction of suits, or when you see some big timer foof, manton, vox or other.

    #82

    [​IMG] has a 2mile restraining order aginst you in NYC


    #83. There are 83 signs that you have a problem.
     


  6. acecow

    acecow Distinguished Member

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    #84. You buy 2 Attollini ties for your father's upcoming birthday, look at them every night, and feel jealous and sad upon finally presenting them to him. And all you wanted was just to tie them once to see what kind of perfect-in-every-way knot they make.
     


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    You notice red lights flashing in the rear view mirror ... and Paris Hilton is sitting in your right front seat.

    Just because he calls himself Paris, does not make him more classy [​IMG]
     


  8. Icarus

    Icarus Senior Member

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Is this a good number of foos to be awarded?
     


  9. lasbar

    lasbar Stylish Dinosaur

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    Is this a good number of foos to be awarded?

    Not in my case ..I'm a foo fighter..[​IMG]
     


  10. jrd617

    jrd617 Stylish Dinosaur

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    Is this a good number of foos to be awarded?

    No, I think he was referring to that guy in the post.
     


  11. alliswell

    alliswell Distinguished Member

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    #84. You buy 2 Attollini ties for your father's upcoming birthday...

    84a. ... and when he unwraps the NWOT Holliday and Brown you pulled from your B&S listing, his eyes light up.
     


  12. RSS

    RSS Stylish Dinosaur

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    Just because he calls himself Paris, does not make him more classy [​IMG]
    I've always wondered if she is just a he who is really good at drag ... on a par with ... say ...Warhol's Candy Darling.
     


  13. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    85. you have missed the birth of one or more of your children because you were busy with a waywn post

    86. your emergency contact for your childrens schoool is your tailor

    87. there is any article of clothing that you could hear yourself saying about it "$5000 thats a steal!!"
     


  14. in stitches

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    88. you have asked your friends family and co-workers to call you by your SF user name
     


  15. lasbar

    lasbar Stylish Dinosaur

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    You go to a tailor and He did hear from you from one of his SF customers.
     


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