Top 10 Signs You Have A Problem

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by alliswell, Jan 17, 2010.

  1. Smudge

    Smudge Senior member

    Messages:
    205
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2009
    43. You care enough to make good the "lost" numbers in this thread 43-53 inclusive (see post # 54 above)
    44. It irks you that you haven't found a satisfactory way to view SF on your blackberry.
    45. You can't remember the last time you wore the same pair of shoes on consecutive days.
    46. You wonder if the alterations / tailor you go to is the best person in the area, and if not, who is?
    47. You have made SF your homepage
    48. You have seen a smartly dressed gent in the street and were tempted (even if only for a moment) to ask them if they are members of SF.
    49. Living in Australia where trousers are aka strides, you wonder if Matthew Wilder was a closet sartorialist when he sang: "Never gonna break my stride"
    50. Humid weather gets you down as you can't wear the winter SC you bought on B&S
    51. You sometimes covert people living in cooler climes for the sartorial choices they have
    52. You don't want to list ten "Signs" in one post thereby highlighting the extent of your problem. Damn it...
    53. You used your 100th post for this
     


  2. chenzhongbi

    chenzhongbi Senior member

    Messages:
    783
    Likes Received:
    2
    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2006
    Location:
    IL
    1. When you're reading this late at night in the middle of the week.
    Haha, you got me.
     


  3. chenzhongbi

    chenzhongbi Senior member

    Messages:
    783
    Likes Received:
    2
    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2006
    Location:
    IL
    27- If you start downloading pictures of Mafoofan, Moo or Vox suited and booted on your hard drive and enjoy looking at them at night.
    This is kinda stalker-ish, even frightening. Haha
     


  4. LabelKing

    LabelKing Senior member

    Messages:
    25,745
    Likes Received:
    238
    Joined:
    May 24, 2002
    Location:
    Constantinople
    My friend once named his cat Zyclon B, now that was a problem. Naming it Mafoo or Vox should be just fine.

    What was the Final Solution to this?
     


  5. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

    Messages:
    26,133
    Likes Received:
    1,626
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2006
    Location:
    FOLKESTONE
    What was the Final Solution to this?

    You can deport the cat to Poland or force the kitten to read Foo's Tweed in the city and wait for him to top himself.
     


  6. furo

    furo Senior member

    Messages:
    6,192
    Likes Received:
    231
    Joined:
    Apr 6, 2009
    10. You spend more time adjusting the seat belt to avoid wrinkling your jacket than you do driving to work
     


  7. furo

    furo Senior member

    Messages:
    6,192
    Likes Received:
    231
    Joined:
    Apr 6, 2009
    9. You wake up in a cold sweat and scream "OH MY GOD!" .... and then you run to the closet to put your shoe trees in
     


  8. Dw3610wm

    Dw3610wm Senior member

    Messages:
    399
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2009
    9. You wake up in a cold sweat and scream "OH MY GOD!" .... and then you run to the closet to put your shoe trees in

    HAH
     


  9. Vento95

    Vento95 Member

    Messages:
    20
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    May 24, 2009
    9. You wake up in a cold sweat and scream "OH MY GOD!" .... and then you run to the closet to put your shoe trees in

    That shit's funny.
     


  10. mkarim

    mkarim Senior member

    Messages:
    4,645
    Likes Received:
    32
    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2008
    When you shop for shoes online at 3 am after making love to a woman. I have since stopped doing that (the "shopping for shoes online at 3 am" part)...
     


  11. ShirazAddict

    ShirazAddict Active Member

    Messages:
    44
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2009
    59: 1/3 of the way thru watching Public Enemies you fast forward to the credits to see if the tailor/suitmaker is listed. You are watching the movie with your wife. She is not amused.
     


  12. Exit English

    Exit English Senior member

    Messages:
    200
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2008
    60. You have read, and continue to read every single post in this thread.
     


  13. acecow

    acecow Senior member

    Messages:
    4,135
    Likes Received:
    680
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2009
    Location:
    Not Manhattan, unfortunately
    9. You wake up in a cold sweat and scream "OH MY GOD!" .... and then you run to the closet to put your shoe trees in

    lolololol. Good one.
     


  14. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

    Messages:
    17,890
    Likes Received:
    5,856
    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2008
    every day that you come home and don't see a package sitting on your doorstep makes you die a little bit inside...even on days when you hadn't ordered anything for weeks
     


  15. SpooPoker

    SpooPoker Internet Bigtimer and Most Popular Man on Campus Dubiously Honored Affiliate Vendor

    Messages:
    36,818
    Likes Received:
    39,210
    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2009
    Location:
    LuxeSwap
    every day that you come home and don't see a package sitting on your doorstep makes you die a little bit inside...even on days when you hadn't ordered anything for weeks

    Thats a good one.
    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     


Share This Page

Styleforum is proudly sponsored by