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"Too much nudity" - Paris Hilton snubs own premiere

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by Matt, May 31, 2006.

  1. Matt

    Matt Senior member

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    now the really ironic thing about this is that she is complaining that she wanted to be taken seriously and therefore accepted a role in a National Lampoons movie.

    Its good to be Paris Hilton.
     
  2. LabelKing

    LabelKing Senior member

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    Will we be seeing her name in the roster of the Criterion Collection?
     
  3. tiger02

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    now the really ironic thing about this is that she is complaining that she wanted to be taken seriously and therefore accepted a role in a National Lampoons movie.

    Its good to be Paris Hilton.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. AlanC

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    I think Meryl Streep had her start in a National Lampoon movie so the decision makes sense... [​IMG]
     
  5. Bradford

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    Just to give Paris some benefit of the doubt - why, I don't know - but not every film released as a National Lampoon product was orginally scheduled to be part of that franchise.

    I recall reading that Van Wilder was not actually produced by National Lampoon but merely distributed using under that brand name.

    It could be possible that National Lampoon bought distribution rights to this film, but wanted to increase the nudity and gross-out humor in order to live up to the reputation they have attained.
     
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    montecristo#4 Senior member

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    It wouldn't be a National Lampoon movie without tig 'ol bitties.

    Paris Hilton is just jealous because she doesn't have any.
     
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    It wouldn't be a National Lampoon movie without tig 'ol bitties.

    Paris Hilton is just jealous because she doesn't have any.


    Give her some credit; it's not like she can't afford them.

    Wait, am I defending Paris Hilton? [​IMG]
     
  8. montecristo#4

    montecristo#4 Senior member

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    Give her some credit; it's not like she can't afford them.

    Wait, am I defending Paris Hilton? [​IMG]


    I come from the school of thought that if you need them and you can afford 'em, you should just get 'em.
     
  9. kronik

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    Superbit - Pledge This! I can't wait so I can see every herpe on Paris.. woohoo.
     
  10. Tokyo Slim

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    This is the same Paris Hilton who falls out of her dress at any possible public opportunity...
     
  11. Get Smart

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    Paris doesnt need fake titties, I actually think they look very nice...on the smaller side but perky, which is the important thing. and she's so thin that large tits would look odd

    I just heard the public comments her new boyfriend made about Lindsay Lohan, how she has a firecrotch that shoots out freckles and her puss smells like diarrea. what a charming young lad!
     
  12. Matt

    Matt Senior member

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    I just heard the public comments her new boyfriend made about Lindsay Lohan, how she has a firecrotch that shoots out freckles and her puss smells like diarrea. what a charming young lad!
    i want her so much more now
     
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    i want her so much more now

    I hope she also likes sucking teat. And man teat at that.

    Jon.
     
  14. matadorpoeta

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    did i already tell you guys my paris hilton story?

    she almost crashed into me at a stop sign in west hollywood. she has a grey ferrari with florida plates, and even though the near-miss was her fault, she gave me a really bitchy look, while dragging on a cigarette. i like her.
     
  15. LabelKing

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    did i already tell you guys my paris hilton story?

    she almost crashed into me at a stop sign in west hollywood. she has a grey ferrari with florida plates, and even though the near-miss was her fault, she gave me a really bitchy look, while dragging on a cigarette. i like her.

    That sounded almost stylish were it not Paris Hilton.
     
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    Paris Hilton definately has breasts... if you're at all into fashion models then you should have no problems with a thin woman. I don't understand the american obsession with obese women with comically large breasts and pontoon like posteriors.
     
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    Paris Hilton definately has breasts... if you're at all into fashion models then you should have no problems with a thin woman. I don't understand the american obsession with obese women with comically large breasts and pontoon like posteriors.
    You must be in some alternate America.
     
  18. VMan

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    Paris Hilton is the epitome of all that is wrong with the world. How anyone can like that gaping hole of stench and STDs is beyond me. That permanent bitchy, empty stare she has drives me crazy.
     
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    That permanent bitchy, empty stare she has drives me crazy.

    That is the Cocaine Glaze.
     
  20. Brian SD

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    That sounded almost stylish were it not Paris Hilton.

    Since when is being a crappy driver stylish? IMO, very unclassy.
     

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