That was amusing as it was. If Foof had won, it would have been . . . there are insufficient words in the English language. First, they probably would have been unable to find anything to fit him. Esquire would have suddenly decided that rolled pants legs were "in" this year. Second, picture Foof robo-posing through this exercise. And the shoes -- "Congratulations, Foof! Here are your new KC shoes to complete your look!" But the coup de grace would be listening to Foof explain how it was important to be able to get a lot of looks out of your pieces.