Toilet Hygeine

[Young Scrappy]

I fully converted to cottonelle wipes for cleaning purposes. I won't ever go back. This isn't a debate about this.

This is kind of gross. I was listening to Howard Stern. He was talking about how much more he prefer wipes. He used the example if you got **** on your hand, would you use a dry napkin and consider that clean?

Regardless, he said when he wipes he sticks his index finger partially in his ass hole and he will keep using new wipes until no brown shows up on the wipes. Obliviously, the finger is covered by the wipe and finger only goes in to around the nail.

Is this safe?

 

[dcg]

Safe for your finger, or for your asshole?

Of course, there is the risk any time you put something in your butt that you might turn ****.

 

[Dakota rube]

This thread already contains several opportunities for epic status:
Howard Stern opining on hygeine;
Cottonelle wipes vs. toilet paper;
Your finger up your own ass: is "to the nail" going to turn me ****?
Wiping til the brown is gone: how much is too much?

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

This thread already contains several opportunities for epic status:
Howard Stern opining on hygeine;
Cottonelle wipes vs. toilet paper;
Your finger up your own ass: is "to the nail" going to turn me ****?
Wiping til the brown is gone: how much is too much?

to the nail??? I thought it was to the knuckle!

 

[sho'nuff]

sick thread

i cant believe my nice pristine kiton avatar is going to be permanently residing in this thread.

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by Thomas

to the nail??? I thought it was to the knuckle!

I think to the knuckle earns special consideration.
edmorel: perhaps you can chime in on this...

Although, now that I think about things, I remember this potato farmer's daughter from East Grand Forks who stuck her finger up ****** one night. I nearly married her just for that one particular talent!

 

[Young Scrappy]

I understand I'm going get clowned. It really don't phase me either way as long I get an answer.

 

[obiter dictum]

Wow... This is... Just wow...

 

[polar-lemon]

 

[teddieriley]

The only thing evident in this thread is that the OP has not yet learned how to wipe his own ass.

Sad.

 

[oneeightyseven]

Originally Posted by teddieriley

The only thing evident in this thread is that the OP has not yet learned how to wipe his own ass.

Sad.

although he has learned the fine art of trolling!

 

[acidboy]

A Toto automated toilet is definitely something in my future

 

[Dragon]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

A Toto automated toilet is definitely something in my future

+1, I was going to say the same thing...just get a Japanese toilet.

The problem is, once you are used to the Toto toilets, you will find yourself forgetting to open/close the cover and flush when you use other toilets.

 

[acidboy]

^ so one at home and one at work

 

[ConcernedParent]

I think the more distressing thing that happens when taking a **** is when the water splashes into your asshole... after you've urinated and defecated in it. Nasty ****.