Today My Wife Said: "I hope he poops on your Barker Blacks!"

[w.o.e.is.me.]

*background: I accidently locked one of the cats in our bedroom and left for work. Wife came home to his mewling at the door and sent me that text.

Anyone got similar tales of wifely/gf derision at their wardrobe?

 

[rebel222]

Yes.

I got way too drunk at the firm Christmas party. My wife had to take care of me. I was wearing EGs to said party. When I realized, the next morning, that I didn't know where my shoes were, I went looking for them. I was praying that I hadn't ruined them. Lucky for me, I put a scuff on the sole edge, but nothing to the uppers.

My wife told me that she secretly hoped that I damaged them. I deserved it, however.

 

[PipersSon]

"Your sweater looks like the ragged crumpled $hit that old women used to knit in villages back in India" This was the sweater ($2985 suggested retail, bought for ~ $350 on SF)

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Haha! At least it's not on the G&G's!

My girlfriend is pretty frugal and simple. She has no idea about the price of things that I buy. Very uncommon for a woman. This past October we are walking and she went to kick a pile of leaves and cracked her foot into my Barker Blacks. I cursed and said "****! That was $400 right there!" She looked at me and said she didn't believe I had $400 shoes. I told her just that one was $400...

 

[razl]

Originally Posted by w.o.e.is.me.

*background: I accidently locked one of the cats in our bedroom and left for work. Wife came home to his mewling at the door and sent me that text.

You mean your now ex-wife, right?

 

[w.o.e.is.me.]

Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH

Haha! At least it's not on the G&G's!

Yeah I'm coincidentally wearing the BBs today. If I get home and find cat-poop on my G&Gs there's going to be cat-hell to pay, I tell you!

and

at discussing the price of things.
you're a braver man than me.

 

[Geoffrey Firmin]

My wife tells me I dress like a Republican.

 

[zjpj83]

My cat has peed on my sneakers.

They are ninja-like creatures that hop in closets when you aren't looking. It makes for a sticky situation. True story.

 

[MBreinin]

I pissed on my wife's handicapped cat after he pissed on my jeans, for the third or fourth time.

Mike

 

[Achilles_]

Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH

Haha! At least it's not on the G&G's!

My girlfriend is pretty frugal and simple. She has no idea about the price of things that I buy. Very uncommon for a woman. This past October we are walking and she went to kick a pile of leaves and cracked her foot into my Barker Blacks. I cursed and said "****! That was $400 right there!" She looked at me and said she didn't believe I had $400 shoes. I told her just that one was $400...

Originally Posted by razl

You mean your now ex-wife, right?

This thread is great!

 

[w.o.e.is.me.]

Originally Posted by zjpj83

My cat has peed on my sneakers.

They are ninja-like creatures that hop in closets when you aren't looking. It makes for a sticky situation. True story.

you aint lying.
that why i keep all my suits in a different room, and in garment bags, out of their reach (as if there truly is such a thing for cats).
ungrateful little bastards.
...but oh so devilishly cute.

 

[Philip1978]

Most of my wife's threats involve my clothing.

 

[aj_del]

What did you cat have and what color are your shoes ?

 

[w.o.e.is.me.]

Originally Posted by MBreinin

I pissed on my wife's handicapped cat after he pissed on my jeans, for the third or fourth time.

Mike

 

[w.o.e.is.me.]

Originally Posted by aj_del

What did you cat have and what color are your shoes ?

Could I call it Patina?
I'll post pics after I even out the shine.