Today is Talk Like A Pirate day.......

[edmorel]

Why I am posting this mateys, I have no idea.

 

[chorse123]

 

[dusty]

I just saw some nerd wearing a tricorner hat so I am immediately soured on the idea.

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

 

[Nonk]

Ahoy there ye scurvy dogs.

 

[Stax]

arrrr

 

[designprofessor]

I do bespoke eye patches in seersucker, for those tropical days -and a mean scrimshaw of hot mermaids!

 

[Hawkeye]

A pirate walks into a bar...

Bartender says, "Hey do you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your fly?"

Pirate says, "Yarrr it's drivin' me nuts!"

 

[Mr. Checks]

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

A pirate walks into a bar...

Bartender says, "Hey do you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your fly?"

Pirate says, "Yarrr it's drivin' me nuts!"

You see, he's talking about his testes.

That's what makes it "funny."

 

[odoreater]

ye shall not be worried squabee, we be here, only for the rum.

 

[Ivan Kipling]

fun movie for all you scurvy knaves and your buxom wenches.
Princess and the Pirate

 

[denning]

Did you hear about the latest pirate movie?

It's rated Arrrrr!!!

 

[Nonk]

Hawkeye, for that joke I should give ye a lick o' the cat.

 

[acidboy]

which reminds me, the snl pirates convention skit with peter saargaarrrrrrd was hilarious!

Red Beard Pete: Ok, time for Q/A. Ok, who will be having a question for Sarsgaard? Dinkins: Yes, yes. Do ye be knowing what the film "The Wedding Crashers" was rated? Peter Sarsgaard: Not of the top of my head but I think there was some nudity so maybe it was rated "R"? All pirates: R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R!!!!! Arthur: You worked with many talented actors over the years. Have ye ever worked with cross dressing Corporal Klinger from "MASH"? Peter Sarsgaard: You mean Jamie Farr? All Pirates: FAAAA-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R!!!! Peter Sarsgaard: No, I´ve never worked with him. Arthur: Ok. Bartholomew: What be the name of the best web site to see people make love to barnyard animals? Peter Sarsgaard: I don´t know. Umm, maybe animalloveclub.com? Bartholomew: No, not that one. I was thinking loveinthebarnyard.or-r-r-r-r-r-rg!! All pirates: OO-R-R-R-R-R-RG!!!! Bartholomew: Arr,(takes out notepad)what be the name of that first one again? Peter Sarsgaard: It´s animalloveclub.com. Bartholomew: Animal,(writes on notepad)dot com, thank you. Pirate 1: What be your favorite food chain that specializes in roast beef sandwiches? Peter Sarsgaard

sighs, catching on)Arby´s? All pirates: A-R-R-R-R-R-RBY´S!!!!

 

[faustian bargain]

Arr. Fetch My Cabin Boy.