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I just saw some nerd wearing a tricorner hat so I am immediately soured on the idea.
 

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arrrr
 

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A pirate walks into a bar...

Bartender says, "Hey do you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your fly?"

Pirate says, "Yarrr it's drivin' me nuts!"
 

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Originally Posted by Hawkeye
A pirate walks into a bar...

Bartender says, "Hey do you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your fly?"

Pirate says, "Yarrr it's drivin' me nuts!"


You see, he's talking about his testes.

That's what makes it "funny."
 

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ye shall not be worried squabee, we be here, only for the rum.
 

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fun movie for all you scurvy knaves and your buxom wenches.
Princess and the Pirate
 

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Hawkeye, for that joke I should give ye a lick o' the cat.
 

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which reminds me, the snl pirates convention skit with peter saargaarrrrrrd was hilarious!
Red Beard Pete: Ok, time for Q/A. Ok, who will be having a question for Sarsgaard? Dinkins: Yes, yes. Do ye be knowing what the film "The Wedding Crashers" was rated? Peter Sarsgaard: Not of the top of my head but I think there was some nudity so maybe it was rated "R"? All pirates: R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R!!!!! Arthur: You worked with many talented actors over the years. Have ye ever worked with cross dressing Corporal Klinger from "MASH"? Peter Sarsgaard: You mean Jamie Farr? All Pirates: FAAAA-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R!!!! Peter Sarsgaard: No, I´ve never worked with him. Arthur: Ok. Bartholomew: What be the name of the best web site to see people make love to barnyard animals? Peter Sarsgaard: I don´t know. Umm, maybe animalloveclub.com? Bartholomew: No, not that one. I was thinking loveinthebarnyard.or-r-r-r-r-r-rg!! All pirates: OO-R-R-R-R-R-RG!!!! Bartholomew: Arr,(takes out notepad)what be the name of that first one again? Peter Sarsgaard: It´s animalloveclub.com. Bartholomew: Animal,(writes on notepad)dot com, thank you. Pirate 1: What be your favorite food chain that specializes in roast beef sandwiches? Peter Sarsgaard
sighs, catching on)Arby´s? All pirates: A-R-R-R-R-R-RBY´S!!!!
 

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Arr. Fetch My Cabin Boy.
 

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