Tighter jeans and dressing to the left or right

Discussion in 'Streetwear and Denim' started by Chris Benson, May 12, 2008.

  1. Chris Benson

    Chris Benson Senior member

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    This is sort of an embarrassing question, but I feel I should ask. I have only recently put more of an effort into dressing properly and having some sort of style sense. This all came about when I visited a second hand store for clothing and found that I could pick up a pair of like new jeans for 10% of what they retail in stores. Which gave me the opportunity to get involved in a more trendy style with out dropping hundreds of dollars.

    Now thing is, some of the jeans I have picked up fit me great and I feel good in them. I tend to like the low rise jeans and some of the jeans are a little snug in the groin area. Which is fine, as I've been told by women that I have a nice butt and that I should make attempts to show it off. Hence the slightly tighter jeans that fit well around the butt.

    The whole dressing to the right or left never was a issue with me, but now regardless of which side there is a slightly noticeable bulge. (as I said this embarrassing topic!!!!)

    Now my question is, I try and hide the bulge as best I can, but it's always there. Is being dressed in this way a fashion no-no? I mean it's not blatantly obvious, but still I'm a little self conscious.

    What are your thoughts?
     


  2. thekunk07

    thekunk07 Senior member

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    shove it behind your ass like a tail.
     


  3. evilgeniusdan

    evilgeniusdan Senior member

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    I hate to say it, but this has been covered before.
     


  4. datasupa

    datasupa Senior member

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    You went ahead and bought those women's jeans off of ebay didn't you. I'd suggest sticking with the kilt.
     


  5. thekunk07

    thekunk07 Senior member

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    i actually thread mine up through my sleeve and tuck it into my watchband. that's why i leave extra links when i buy a new watch.
     


  6. Studio27

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    cover it with a sock and hang it out of the fly.

    Like reverse camel toe?
     


  7. Asch

    Asch Senior member

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    You might consider having this unwieldy appendage removed if you aspire to join the denim-leggings elite
     


  8. Nico Samuel Pleninsek

    Nico Samuel Pleninsek Senior member

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    Are your jeans causing an erection?
     


  9. gmku

    gmku Senior member

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    Cherish this. Someday you'll look back in wistful nostalgia and think, "I used to have a bulge."

    Check out the cover of Sticky Fingers some time. Jeans are supposed to give you a bulge. That's what they were made for.
     


  10. bdr3

    bdr3 Senior member

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    Easy. Just pick up a pair of balls-out jeans.
     




  11. Brian278

    Brian278 Senior member

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    Easy. Just pick up a pair of balls-out jeans.


    I still can't believe they got away with putting that on TV.
     


  12. Chris Benson

    Chris Benson Senior member

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Well I got a good laugh out of a few of the responces!

    That's a big negative there bud, no women jeans for this guy. I have to take a break from wearing a kilt sometimes though.

    No dude, why are yours? [​IMG]
     


  13. brad-t

    brad-t Bae Blade

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    morse9443 Senior member

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    What are you talking about, your crotch or your ass? Either way, who cares? You should be proud of either. Show that ish off and quit being a wuss. Chicks dig both!!!!!!
     


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