This is about to be the bachelor party from hell.

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  1. ter1413

    ter1413 Senior member

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    Rent "The Hangover". Watch "The Hangover". Book hotel room in Vegas. Live "The Hangover".

    Why is this still being discussed? The answer is above^^^!!
    Fuck camping?? What are you guys 18??
    Strippers need not be included in every bachelor party! But some hoes do!!
    TELL him that you are throwing him a party! TELL her to fuck off!
     
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    tagutcow Senior member

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    "Saving Silverman" is also suggested viewing.
     
  3. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    your friend should be more considerate of his other friends, not just his fiance, since it looks like the wedding is the last day you and your friends gonna see him anyway.

    or just bail out on the bachelor party planning. screw him.
     
  4. ter1413

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    I would also be inclined to bail!
     
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    Come on man, get real. First and only girl friend EVER who is making rules to control him. You dont find that weird?

    I feel bad. I can see this guy getting walked over his entire marriage. Before you know it she'll be getting her butch hair cut, sit around popping bon-bons and nagging at him to take out the trash. poor guy.


    exactly, hence my comment.
     
  6. ter1413

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    Marriage will be her telling him what/where/how to do everything.
    Xmas it will be, "we are going here!"
    Summer it will be, "we have this corny party to go to."
    Fuck him! And fuck camping!!
     
  7. tagutcow

    tagutcow Senior member

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    Marriage will be her telling him what/where/how to do everything.
    Xmas it will be, "we are going here!"
    Summer it will be, "we have this corny party to go to."
    Fuck him! And fuck camping!!


    One of the most pathetic things I've ever seen was a "House Hunters"-style reality show on HGTV. There was this guy in his late '30s (but the stress in his life was taking an apparent physical toll on him) who wanted to buy a house for him and his "girlfriend" and her two kids (by some other dude.) They show him driving along in his expensive car with her in tow, and he explains that she can choose what she wants, but he's not going a dime over $260,000. Bottom line. Of course, I'm sure their entire relationship has been a series of lines in the sand that mean nothing. "You want to make me happy, don't you?" she asks him coyly.

    In the end, he ends up buying a $280,000 house. With all the papers signed, and excitement in the air, he finally works up the nerve to try to kiss her on the lips... and she pushes him away!
     
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    Pls take video of impending lame bachelor party!
     
  10. Fuuma

    Fuuma Franchouillard Modasse

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    Camping sounds like a cool bachelor party actually, that stripper shit isn't necessary and Vegas is lame. On the other hand bitch sounds controlling (no cigars wtf!). Bring a lot of mushrooms, acid, coke and weed and it could be a cool party. Put mushrooms into spaghetti and don't tell anyone before eating.

    Now who cares if he tells his fiance what went down at the bachelors party, you're not their couple analyst, they'll deal with it.
     
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    ^if the groom is this much of a pussy, that can only end in gang rape.
     
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    ...Bring a lot of mushrooms, acid, coke and weed and it could be a cool party. Put mushrooms into spaghetti and don't tell anyone before eating...

    ^if the groom is this much of a pussy, that can only end in gang rape.

    Maybe. Maybe not.
    I think I'd like to watch, though.
     
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    Thomas Senior member

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    ^if the groom is this much of a pussy, that can only end in gang rape.

    Which may be the most/best action he sees for the rest of his life.
     
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    the first order of business is to get him blotto at the beginning of the night. with the sad life you say he's led, he is a pressure cooker of repressions that only massive amounts of alcohol and your pimpage can help release
     
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    Davidko was right for once, the best thing you can do is prep him for divorce.
     

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