Things your dumb friends post on facebook

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  1. acidboy

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    1. school friend's wife lost some weight and is in better shape. This is good, and I'm happy for her. However, 90% of her posts are either some religious affirmation, or Shakeology. It seems she's gaga over Shakeology and has indoctrinated at least one of her sons on this. Every day it's something about Shakeology. Okay, I get it, you're healthy now. Super. I don't post my daily mileage or what flavor of Ultra Fuel I'm drinking. jeeez. (I do post pics of finisher shirts and medals, though. don't h8). That said, genuinely happy for her.

    2. Wife's cousin is rampantly posting about 50 Shades of Grey. Mid 30's single mother. Okay, I get it, you're horny now. Super. You know where I live, get at me sistah. (okay not really)
     
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    I do hate those inspirational photos motherfuckers post all the time... but some of them do get to me.
     


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    I have a Ron Paul fan on Facebook. FFS, STOP SPAMMING POLITICAL BS ALL DAY LONG.
     


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    I had to look #2 up. Wow. That's just pathetic. Also it's being made a movie? Hahaha wtf is this shit.
     


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    One of my friends told me that she likes to get choked during sex. I didn't really need to know that. The same applies to someone being obsessed with that book, don't really need to know about your S&M fantasies.
     


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    Calling MetroStyles!
     


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    Posted by a local retailer's facebook page:

    Is it just me or does that top look like crap on her?
     


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    looks like she has insanely saggy bewbs. ug
     


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    No.

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    Also, learn what needs quotation marks and what doesn't, that's her biggest (no pun intended [OK, it was]) knock. She would be cute if smaller though.
     


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    lol.. avengers assemble!

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    This girl who is otherwise cool is always posting shit like this.

    Write it down like Moses put it in stone - If a guy says "I want a girl who doesn't play games", that is code for "I've got more baggage than Louis Vuitton and will do my best to unpack it all in your lap in the most mentally scarring way possible." Just sayin'. No thanks, I'm good.

    Yeah, sorry hun but you don't get that many offers.
     


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    Lean Cuisine for lunch every once in a while? Oh, she must be on a real serious diet.

    Ug, one would think that by posting it they would have shame for being so overweight after blabing about it.

    I had a friend who used to talk about what she was eating all the time. It was really sad actually, because she tried to make things sound healthy, but they really weren't. Talking about eating peanut butter and bananas and shit like that. I just had to delete her, but mainly because she posted about every god damn thing she was doing.
     
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