Things your dumb friends post on facebook

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  1. HelloIDistance

    HelloIDistance Senior member

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    Just found a chick I went to elementary school with on facebook. I remember her because she banged a couple kids in the woods in the 6th grade. Here is her about me on FB:

    mom of three kids 2 girls or 1 boy
    I am still legally married but living in another state and planning for a divorce.
    I love almost all music.
    I love tattoos and peircings, and the goth and cowboy clothing influences.
    i love Bright colors with black,but favorite color is Red.
    I Have always considered my self a misfit, because i am smart and geeky and a mom but yet i love goth rock fantasy and country.
    I have two tattoos and my ears are peirced i had snake bites but those i took out.

    I figured her clothing influences would be a major turn on for some people here.
     
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    She looks like a good catch...

    WTF is Goth rock fantasy???
     
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    HelloIDistance Senior member

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    It is every man's dream come true :slayer:
     
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    otc Senior member

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    ugly bitch caught her breath during the fall. plus who the fuck watches women "sports"??
     
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    Perverts like us..
     
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    Just saw this pop up on my news feed today....

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    whew....
     
  9. Jpreme87

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    Jonathan Gomez
    Bout to just marry me a super hot girl from Mexico who doesn't speak English, and get her a green card in exchange. -__-
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    You and 2 others like this.

    Chris Lambert one that is bomb that can cook clean and fuck lmao
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    Jonathan Gomez Yea well as long as she's not a former prostitute hahaha
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    Chris Lambert bahaha good point ..writes down in notes lmfao
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    Jonathan Gomez lol!! Note so self: if she has a LV purse and no job, she's a prostitute.
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    Manny Hernandez Go to Mexico city or Sinaloa
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    Chris Lambert Sinaloa were the bonde green eyed ones?? lol
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    Jonathan Gomez i'll find one in TJ and give her contacts lmfao!!
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    " Hey [name] does your uncle has more juicy culture purses"
     
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    With her body , she doesn't have to worry too much ...

    What a lot of bollocks???

    A tiger..:facepalm:
     
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  12. musicguy

    musicguy Senior member

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    Seriously, since when do tigers earn stripes? They're fucking born with stripes. Yeah I'm being retarded, but it's a pretty terrible analogy.

    By the way, searching 'tiger earn stripes' in google I get this wonderful image:

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    How old are these guys? Holy crap they're dumb.
     
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    Smart on their part to post about this on fb for everybody to see - if it's true; if not, they're even dumber
     
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    notice the note is on the car, not the SUV

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