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Things your dumb friends post on facebook

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by musicguy, May 10, 2011.

  1. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    ^^^ well, there's a cousin somewhere on the Mrs' side of the family who reliably posts updates every weekend about drinking, and how much she drank, and being hungover. Some messages and pictures are more salacious than others, about once a month (i.e., every four drunken weekends) it gets a bit risque. I kind of like her, but I'm not sure I'd feel the same if we had, you know, regular contact.
     


  2. whiteslashasian

    whiteslashasian Senior member

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    Hahaha.

    I have a close friend who will without fail update his facebook status about a month out from any big trip we take (like the guys hitting up Atlantic City or a camping trip), talking about how great the trip is going to be, then a week out say how he can't wait, and then the day before start spamming all his friend's walls with posts about how psyched he is and how much fun we're going to have....

    Chill dude!
     
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  3. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    Is she pretty and DTF????

    She is not a direct cousin ..

    Go for it...
     


  4. FidelCashflow

    FidelCashflow Senior member

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    A friend once posted (dead serious) that he got a speeding ticket and wanted someone to help him fight it since the officer wasn't wearing a hat when he gave him the ticket.

    His argument is that this guy technically isn't a police officer if he isn't wearing the full uniform and hat :facepalm:
     


  5. musicguy

    musicguy Senior member

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    lolol HURP DURP what a retard
     


  6. edinatlanta

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    White ink tattoo with "I must not tell lies". I get the reference and holy hell... REALLY? You're like 22! Ugh.

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  7. deadly7

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    You're surprised that a 22 year old did something stupid?

    I have a house with a portal to Narnia in it. Want to buy? Only $99.99!
     


  8. tagutcow

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  9. edinatlanta

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    Just something stupid and permanent over a book that, while one of my favorites, isn't exactly great... that's something she'll regret by 30 at the latest.


    What will save FB is that most of the activity I'll bet is from the news feed so your individual profiles won't matter as much as they did with Myspace .
     


  10. tagutcow

    tagutcow Senior member

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    More importantly, why is a 22-year old doing 7th grade algebra?
     


  11. MrG

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    ^^ I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
     


  12. musicguy

    musicguy Senior member

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    Oh I love it when people post stuff like this...

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  13. oneeightyseven

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  14. tagutcow

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    Update: Ugh, this guy is killing me. Can anyone here get past the third or fourth line of this "poem"? If so, you're a stronger man than I, who had to bow out after "lunch",-- quite possibly the least poetic word in the English language!



    ...not sure why i am awake at this time, but i was thinking while trying to fall asleep again and i ended up writing some poems and lyrics so i guess that's good...now it's time to go to sleep again...here's one lengthy poem i wrote off the top of my head and just finished(if some wording is off at the end it's cuz i am tired tho not asleep and not focused as im now getting sleepy again)...it seems pretty good to describe my ideal girl tho

    A Girl for Me

    I want a girl who smiles at my touch
    a girl who I can lay with just holding her
    I want a girl who wants to have lunch
    Just for the sake of me wanting to see her
    I want a girl who laughs more than she cries
    but isn't afraid to see me in tears in sad times
    I want a girl who can challenge my mind
    but who is also random and silly at times
    I want a girl who my sisters could admire
    who is honest and loyal with passion like fire
    I want a girl who is unique and creative
    who can inspire me to want to be like her
    I want a girl who is strong and stubborn
    who is wild and crazy and a fun-hunter
    I want a girl who loves being herself
    who is just real and it's easy to tell
    I want a girl who could put me thru hell
    yet kiss it away while her eyes cast a spell
    I want a girl whose smell is alluring
    yet stronger is her voice so assuring
    I want a woman who knows what she wants
    who would rather her beautiful and sexy than hot
    I want a woman who is tough and clever
    with complexities that go on forever
    I want a woman who defeats my wit
    whether with similar or making fun of it
    I want a woman who knows my weakness
    yet gives me strength if I let her onto it
    I want a lady who is enticing in nature
    in such a way I could love to hate her
    I want a lady who attracts all attention
    but only returns it when it's worthwhile intention
    I want a lady who knows a gentleman
    who wont settle for less just cause she easily can
    I want a girl who is laid back in thinking
    but in serious times can act so completely
    I want a girl who wants an adventure
    yet could find it also in simple “no spenders”
    I want a girl who can listen and know
    yet considers herself the star of life's show
    I want a girl who is selfless and giving
    who is also consciously forgiving
    I want a girl who will let me take care of her
    yet will do the same for me if I too allow her
    I want a girl who is talented and funny
    yet isn't “too perfect” and doesnt need to be
    I want a girl who strives for the best
    just like me yet a perfectionist less
    I want a girl who values imperfection
    realizing it allows us special differentiation
    I want a girl who has a firey spirit
    able to be persuasive and who can be livid
    I want a girl who is dangerous to love
    but is so worth it when one gives enough
    I want a girl who is cute as much as sexy
    who must also be described with undeniably pretty
    I want a girl who has true beauty inside
    who can keep hopes and dreams and joy alive
    I want a girl who doesn't pre judge
    yet makes good choices when it must be done
    I want the girl who will try anything once
    but knows what she really should stick with when she has had enough
    I want the girl who seems like a dream
    but is down to Earth enough to be a real ideal for me
    I want the girl who has her own hopes and dreams
    with goals set for reaching them with or without me
    I want the girl who is fine on her own
    yet prefers my company much more than being alone
    I want the girl who is like none other
    who is different even from her father and mother
    I want the girl who cares for those around her
    holding friends close like sisters and brothers
    I want the girl who sets a standard above those around her
    even beating all who came before and challenging those after
    I want the girl who will dance and let go
    who isn't afraid to put on a show
    I want the girl who could make me sing for fun
    unlike everyone else because she really is the only one
    The girl who could get me to dance with her and let go as well
    The girl who would never give up when persistence is needed
    The girl who should stop when I say but doesn't, taking what I dealt
    The girl who will correct me when wrong but lift me up when I'm defeated
    The girl who gives me energy just from a thought of her
    While never leaving my mind for a minute or more
    The girl who makes me smile at a random nonsensical hour
    While happy at the thought of me, hopefully even more
    This is the girl I want to love and cherish
    This is the woman I could marry
    This is the lady I could see myself with
    This is the girl I hope to already know or meet
    This is the one girl made just for me
    I wonder when I will know there is a girl for me​
     
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  15. UncleCozy

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    You should bonk some sense into the turd.

     


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