Things your dumb friends post on facebook

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  1. musicguy

    musicguy Senior member

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    I don't even know... does she mean that her neighbors are tenderizing meat? She's a really freaking strange chick, but pretty damn hot...
     
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  2. Harold falcon

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    That's the worst dinosaur porn I've ever seen, and I've seen plenty.
     


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    Just reply "I'm sure she will appreciate more a cock up her ass and a facial".

    You will be single for ever after that.
     


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    Rambo Senior member

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    lol
     


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    What an awesome rewrite of the original crap - I laughed several times :slayer:

     


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    I have a headache now..:crazy:
     


  7. musicguy

    musicguy Senior member

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    Not my friend... but...

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    ^^^ Which one is Neo?
     


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    i feel sorry for that person's bf/husband
     


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    Psycho killer in the making..

    Scary.
     


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    I feel like the people who deem it necessary to type "CHRISTmas" are the same people that any form of subtlety is lost on.

    And then there's that group of people who are actually impressed by other people who do this.

    "I love that you type CHRISTmas too! I seriously thought I was the last person on the planet who typed it that way!! :)"
     


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    The next time I see someone type it like that I may just have to comment, "Wow, this makes you both MORons! :)
     


  13. tagutcow

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    There's a hawt, big-bewbded MILF on my friends list who took a bunch of photos of herself ass-grinding and generally slutting it up with her hawt, big-bewbded 16-year-old daughter in front of their Christmas tree.

    At first, I was like, :butbut:, then I was like, :bounce2:.
     


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    "Some lady in the walmart parking lot called me an invelid (I have no idea how to spell it or what it means lol) because I didn't put my cart away!!!!"
     


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    Imagine them talking about the famous Somalian dish :The Cunto.
     


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