Things your dumb friends post on facebook

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  1. APK

    APK Senior member

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    How this girl existed 25 years on this planet without seemingly becoming familiar with the concept of taxes is beyond me.
     


  2. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Shouldn't be taking her money buncha bullshit y'ask me. She worked 4 it.

    I worked real hard to learn algebra no one take my algebra from me! Shouldn't take my money neither.
     
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  3. tagutcow

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    Or a short-lived '60s sitcom.
     


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    I'm sure the same state participates to build the roads she is driving on and most likely a good chunk of her education...

    People like that ...:brick:
     


  5. sonick

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    Not on Facebook, just things my dumb friends say in general...

    First this morning, with my roommate over IM:

    This conversation I had just now with another friend... Actually coincidentally it was Friend B who didn't know how to iron... In regards to an upcoming Vegas trip he is going on:

     
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    I have similar conversations with my roommate who lived at home his whole life until moving out with me.

    I was away for a while and when I got back, realized that the dryer in our apartment wasn't DRYING things. I look at the lint catcher and it's FILLED with lint...it's cup shaped and the lint completely filled the cup. I look at my roommate and asked "didn't you empty the lint catcher". He was like "I didn't know I had to." :fu:
     
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    lol I have a similar laundry-roommate story. Same roommate as above.

    I come home late one day and find him mopping the floor. "Cleaning up?" I ask. "Yeah" he replies. I notice the floor was a bit too wet for your standard mop job, and ask him what's with all the water. "Oh, the washing machine overflowed"

    How? I ask. He tells me that he put too much water into the washing machine and it overflowed.

    I go on to explain to him how a washing machine works.
     


  8. musicguy

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    lol some people...
     


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    I had a similar conversation with a secretary once. Somehow we were chatting and geography got brought up and she said she didn't know much at all about it. So to test her I pulled up a black and white state boundary map of the U.S. without the state names written, and would point at states. She failed at just about every state including ones bordering California (where we live). The worst part was we live a few minutes from the Pacific Ocean and she's lived here since she was a kid, and when I asked her what ocean it is, she sincerely replied, "The Atlantic Ocean".
     


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    Shouldn't you be chasing the secretary around the desk rather than giving her flash card quizzes about American states?
     


  11. L'Incandescent

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    Seems like that man on the cross could have intervened a little sooner.
     


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    So someone tells you they don't know something. So you decide to humiliate them by giving them a pop quiz on what they just admitted they didn't know? Congratulations, twat of the day.
     


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    So you read one paragraph and infer that you know the exact circumstances of how the entire situation unfolded and played out. It was her idea btw. So you decide to attempt to humiliate me by playing the role of "white knight" on an internet message board and calling me a twat? Congratulations, dumbfuck of the day.
     


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    Seriously guys, the expression "white knight" makes me want to punch kittens. Simma down now.
     


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    If she doesn't have massive jugs, a great body and wear mini-skirts to sunday mass , sack her..
     


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