Things your dumb friends post on facebook

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by musicguy, May 10, 2011.

  1. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    A few weeks back one of my friend/acquaintances from college (everything he ever posts or participates in is about Jesus, of the born-again southern baptist mega-televangelist variety) posted "Praise the Lord! My mom has finally been saved!" The connotations of the post caused me to delete him.
     
  2. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    WTF?

    Teeny bit of nip showing, but a gross girl is what makes this NSFW.

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    Oh, and 6,527 people like this. 235 shares, 2,675 comments.

    Is that a celeb couple or something?
     
  3. ysc

    ysc Senior member

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    ^ Maybe they are all applauding the man's bravery for being seen with, and possibly even copulating with, a she-beast like that?


    Maybe he has already done the foul deed and they are all likeing it because they are pleased she didn't eat him afterwards?
     
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  4. MrG

    MrG Senior member

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    Sorry, bro, no sympathy from me. You're just now starting to hear from the people with the Teboners. I have a lot of friends who went to UF, plus I know a bunch of sidewalk alumni who cheer for the Gators, so I've been dealing with it for over half a decade now.
     
  5. munchausen

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    I actually like the guy but I agree with people who point out that he's basically Vince Young and will probably end up the same.

    Someone really needs to make a sign saying "Where's your messiah now, Tim?"
     
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    It's the internet's equivalent of Jehovah witnesses knocking on your door..
     
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    otc Senior member

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    wtf kyle? stop looking at that girl's treadmill. Her's may be spinning faster but you're actually going somewhere
     
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    Are you kidding? The first few he basically won the games by himself. A good qb would never let it get to that point but he pulled it off in the end despite a mediocre defense
     
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  9. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    The fact that Tebow doesn't have the skills that are typically necessary for success in the NFL, and that he wins anyway, is just proof that the Lord is working His will through him. It proves it man, ain't no doubt.
     
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    I don't know anything about NFL but his stats are quite good...

    His main controversial point is his anti-abortion views.

    With his own life experience, I do understand his belief in that particular matter even if I'm pro-choice.
     
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    "Haaa my grandma is totally clowing with these storms that are about to hit us... she would. Calling hours 6-8pm RiP- grandma.."

    And yes, she's the type of person that really believes her deceased grandmother is controlling the weather.
     
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    She has a busy gransma up there...
     
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    holy shit, this thread made me look at my facebook and see it for the real pile of bile that it is..
     
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    It's like a bizarre cross between ancestor worship and monotheism.
     
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    TBF he was completely devoid of personality which made it an interesting experiment.

    This is the dino porn dunno if it'll embed properly

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