Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[Texastyle]



Not a friend of mine, but this must be the biggest like/comment whore on Facebook
http://www.facebook.com/Dinesh.deadman.rockx.007

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[acidboy]

 

[Connemara]

"waaaahhh i am so over being an adult... i need a vacation back in timeeee"

She is like 23. And I'm not even sure she has a "real" job.

 

[acidboy]

damn these stupid "share this" posts.. someone shared this:

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said, "When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,

yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

You now have two choices. Like this photo and move on with your life
OR
Share this photo on your wall as a tribute to all the women in your life.

Please accept appology: Love page has tried to delete this photo as per viewer's recommendation. Unfortunately, facebook just does not allow us to delete this. We request you to have a look at this picture

here's the photo they want you to "like" and share:

 

[musicguy]

^^what the ****...

messed up ****

 

[oneeightyseven]

someone really posted that casey anthony one? I saw it on reddit and pretty sure that was a fake.

 

[whodini]

Anyone who says u have to ******** in order to have fun is soo depressingly wrong!!! I am amazed with this guy and have been seeing him for 3 weeks without any sexual contact. I bet ANYONE I know this guy i have been seeing better than anyone who has had sex with their man/woman early in a relationship (who has been dating the same person for 2+ months)! I am officially the happiest person ever!

 

[lasbar]

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She was nominated "Mother of the year" by Serialkillers.com..

What a monster..

 

[tagutcow]



She was nominated "Mother of the year" by Serialkillers.com..
What a monster..

You know, after the verdict was rendered, as the recriminations were volleyed, I was overcome with this feeling that I found very difficult to express. You see that snapshot of the proud new mother- indeed she is every proud new mother- holding her child with a smile that is natural and unforced, and you see her equally natural, unforced smile in the court photos as she reacts to the not-guilty verdict with simple-minded glee. It is all so banal, all so relatable, all so human. It is easy to speculate about the motives for her crime, because we know that it is the most human thing to morally blinker ourselves with vain preoccupations, and to be cruel through the smallness of our desires. But that beaming mother is still holding that child to the camera, as this moment is forever threaded into the fabric of the Universe, and perhaps, when we finally look upon it with the eye of eternity, we will see that the tragedy of our smallness is actually very beautiful.

 

[musicguy]

deleted... I have nothing to add here. hurp durp

 

[Pinhas]



damn these stupid "share this" posts.. someone shared this:

[...]without complaining.

HAHAHAHA!!

 

[redcaimen]



You know, after the verdict was rendered, as the recriminations were volleyed, I was overcome with this feeling that I found very difficult to express. You see that snapshot of the proud new mother- indeed she is every proud new mother- holding her child with a smile that is natural and unforced, and you see her equally natural, unforced smile in the court photos as she reacts to the not-guilty verdict with simple-minded glee. It is all so banal, all so relatable, all so human. It is easy to speculate about the motives for her crime, because we know that it is the most human thing to morally blinker ourselves with vain preoccupations, and to be cruel through the smallness of our desires. But that beaming mother is still holding that child to the camera, as this moment is forever threaded into the fabric of the Universe, and perhaps, when we finally look upon it with the eye of eternity, we will see that the tragedy of our smallness is actually very beautiful.

This. Plus she is kind of attractive. Not super hot or anything, but I don't think I would have trouble staying hard until I was finished.

 

[acidboy]



You know, after the verdict was rendered, as the recriminations were volleyed, I was overcome with this feeling that I found very difficult to express. You see that snapshot of the proud new mother- indeed she is every proud new mother- holding her child with a smile that is natural and unforced, and you see her equally natural, unforced smile in the court photos as she reacts to the not-guilty verdict with simple-minded glee. It is all so banal, all so relatable, all so human. It is easy to speculate about the motives for her crime, because we know that it is the most human thing to morally blinker ourselves with vain preoccupations, and to be cruel through the smallness of our desires. But that beaming mother is still holding that child to the camera, as this moment is forever threaded into the fabric of the Universe, and perhaps, when we finally look upon it with the eye of eternity, we will see that the tragedy of our smallness is actually very beautiful.

what a wonderful quote, tagut. now we all have two choices, ignore this quote and move on with our lives. or share this quote on your page and pay tribute to all the crackheads, the critics, the cynics, and all my heros in the methadone clinic

 

[MrG]



You know, after the verdict was rendered, as the recriminations were volleyed, I was overcome with this feeling that I found very difficult to express. You see that snapshot of the proud new mother- indeed she is every proud new mother- holding her child with a smile that is natural and unforced, and you see her equally natural, unforced smile in the court photos as she reacts to the not-guilty verdict with simple-minded glee. It is all so banal, all so relatable, all so human. It is easy to speculate about the motives for her crime, because we know that it is the most human thing to morally blinker ourselves with vain preoccupations, and to be cruel through the smallness of our desires. But that beaming mother is still holding that child to the camera, as this moment is forever threaded into the fabric of the Universe, and perhaps, when we finally look upon it with the eye of eternity, we will see that the tragedy of our smallness is actually very beautiful.

Interesting post, Tagut.

what a wonderful quote, tagut. now we all have two choices, ignore this quote and move on with our lives. or share this quote on your page and pay tribute to all the crackheads, the critics, the cynics, and all my heros in the methadone clinic

 

[MrG]

Facebook friend (who is well into her mid 30s):

Dammit I hate being superstitious! Thanks for freaking me out [Jane Doe]. The opposite of my wish sucks so bad I have to post...

This is the eye test. Look for the LOWER case `L` and you will be kissed tomorrow! LLLLLLLLLL LLlLLLLLLLLLL. Now look for the `N`. This is really hard . MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMNMM MMMMM. Now find the mistake: ABCDEFGHIJ KLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Now wish for something you really want after the count down! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1, Now close your eyes and make a wish .********* ***********. ... Now put this as your status and your wish will come true! You have 19 minutes! Or what you wished for will be the Opposite...

My Comment:

FYI, I wished for the Sun to continue to come up every day until the end of time, and I'm not reposting. Just wanted to give you a heads up on the impending end of civilization as we know it.