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Things your dumb friends post on facebook

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by musicguy, May 10, 2011.

  1. FLMountainMan

    FLMountainMan Senior member

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    I have a friend from HS whose entire life revolves around her children, and her Facebook follows suit. This usually means she posts innocuous stuff about her kids' cute/funny/endearing/infuriating behavior. It's often a bit eye roll inducing, but otherwise not too bothersome. However, one of the kids is currently potty training, and this has inspired her to post updates with all manner of detail regarding the process. She has repeatedly made posts with disturbing levels of detail, including frequency of bathroom visits and noting which, uh, number occurred during the last trip.

    Oh, and she once posted a picture of the kid sitting on his little kiddie shitter. She was kind enough to obscure his "equipment" with a little overlay, but, still... [​IMG]


    Didn't you have a pretty elaborate plan to mock this at one point?
     
  2. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Senior member

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    I have a friend from HS whose entire life revolves around her children, and her Facebook follows suit. This usually means she posts innocuous stuff about her kids' cute/funny/endearing/infuriating behavior. It's often a bit eye roll inducing, but otherwise not too bothersome. However, one of the kids is currently potty training, and this has inspired her to post updates with all manner of detail regarding the process. She has repeatedly made posts with disturbing levels of detail, including frequency of bathroom visits and noting which, uh, number occurred during the last trip.

    Oh, and she once posted a picture of the kid sitting on his little kiddie shitter. She was kind enough to obscure his "equipment" with a little overlay, but, still... [​IMG]


    I don't think this is too bad. At least we know she's a very loving and caring mother, unlike many parents I see around in the public..
     
  3. Threak

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    theres one particular girl on my FB that i keep just to laugh at her annoying posts. Lame single mother motivational "ill find a real man" bullshit. gah.

    Girl I went to high school with is one of these. In the past 4-5 months, she's gone from missing her babydaddy, to being a proud single mom, to finding the love of her life, getting his name tattooed on her boob, getting engaged, ending the engagement, getting back with the guy and being in love again, to ending it for good

    [​IMG]
     
  4. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    ^Love is forever.
    No wait.

    Tattoos are forever.
     
  5. MrG

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    Didn't you have a pretty elaborate plan to mock this at one point?
    I did. It was lovingly crafted by some fellow DT denizens, and it was pretty solid. Alas, I failed epically at the implementation of said plan, though I may still get around to going through with it.
    I don't think this is too bad. At least we know she's a very loving and caring mother, unlike many parents I see around in the public..
    For all intents and purposes she seems like a great parent. I also knew her husband in HS, and I remember him being a good guy, as well. They have three kids of their own, and they're in the process of adopting a fourth, who has Down syndrome (one of their biological kids also has DS). Suffice it to say, they're clearly attentive, compassionate people, and I respect them for it. Still, I don't need to be informed every time one of their kids takes a dump.
     
  6. in stitches

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    I did. It was lovingly crafted by some fellow DT denizens, and it was pretty solid. Alas, I failed epically at implementing it, though I may still get around to going through with it.

    i know someone who might be able to help. but i dont think you want him as a friend


    this. im glad my kids crap on the toilet beleive you me. still its not exactly something we need to document.
     
  8. Minarchist

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    unfortunately

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  9. Pilot

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    I just think it's funny that people aren't aware of the stupid and corny shit they post. Like you're in your mid 20s posting self help positive reinforcement quotes.
    X2 Just made a couple of comments on my friends status: "I may not agree with homosexuality from a Christianity standpoint but as an American, I believe marriage should be an equal right to all. So yes...I support gay marriage." I would post it up, but there were 118 comments. Most of which were FacePalm worthy. Because he is Pentecostal and all of his Pentecostal friends were on there freaking out. I just trolled a bit and called out some of the really, really dumb arguments they were trying to make. Me: ‎""Marriage" and partnerships have been around a lot longer than Christianity. So saying that Christianity is the basis for marriage is not fully true." Annoying guy: "Marriage longer than Christianity? How do you figure? In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.......looks like God has been around longer. .......next!!!" Me: "You do realize Christianity is a religion that has only been around for a couple thousand years right? Existance of God =/ Christianity" Annoying guy: "Christianity is not a religion. Its the belief of Jesus and His teachings. Jesus is one with God hence the belief in God has been around since the beginning." [​IMG] Newsflash guys: CHRISTIANITY IS NOT A RELIGION
     
  10. musicguy

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    ^lol

    A crazy gal friend posted:

    "what's on your mind?"

    No one responded.

    Six hours later she deleted the post.
     
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    a friend posted:

    Ok, so anyone not so hot on Julia Roberts?


    A bunch of his friends are agreeing that she's not hot. What a bunch of fags.
     
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    X2


    Just made a couple of comments on my friends status:

    "I may not agree with homosexuality from a Christianity standpoint but as an American, I believe marriage should be an equal right to all. So yes...I support gay marriage."

    I would post it up, but there were 118 comments. Most of which were FacePalm worthy. Because he is Pentecostal and all of his Pentecostal friends were on there freaking out. I just trolled a bit and called out some of the really, really dumb arguments they were trying to make.

    Me: ‎""Marriage" and partnerships have been around a lot longer than Christianity. So saying that Christianity is the basis for marriage is not fully true."

    Annoying guy: "Marriage longer than Christianity? How do you figure? In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.......looks like God has been around longer. .......next!!!"

    Me: "You do realize Christianity is a religion that has only been around for a couple thousand years right? Existance of God =/ Christianity"

    Annoying guy: "Christianity is not a religion. Its the belief of Jesus and His teachings. Jesus is one with God hence the belief in God has been around since the beginning."

    [​IMG] Newsflash guys: CHRISTIANITY IS NOT A RELIGION


    Wow. I feel rather lucky to not have any of that sort on my flist. When friends do get into arguments, they're fairly well-reasoned and reasonable. Even where gay marriage is involved.
     
  14. suited

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    ^lol

    A crazy gal friend posted:

    "what's on your mind?"

    No one responded.

    Six hours later she deleted the post.


    lol

    I found out that the more annoying a girl is in general, the more often they will notify you via FB every time they drink wine or eat sushi. Wine has also become the new way for the ex-university drunken female to stumble into adulthood as a classier lush.
     
  15. Rambo

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    lol I found out that the more annoying a girl is in general, the more often they will notify you via FB every time they drink wine or eat sushi. Wine has also become the new way for the ex-university drunken female to stumble into adulthood as a classier lush.
    This statement is all the reason I need not to join.
     
  16. Miles Teg

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    I have to put up with all my female Facebook friends regularly finding excuses to post about their upcoming or recent marriages.
     
  17. Pilot

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    When friends do get into arguments, they're fairly well-reasoned and reasonable.


    There was little of this going on. Me and one of my other friends who had an opposing view to the masses both commented about 3 times before we gave up and just said, have a nice night.
     
  18. Harold falcon

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    I'm totally guilty of this. Everytime I get drunk I wind up posting song lyrics to whatever I'm listening to as if it's some deep truth of the universe I have just discovered. I'm disgusting. Please forgve me.
     
  19. Incman

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    lol

    I found out that the more annoying a girl is in general, the more often they will notify you via FB every time they drink wine or eat sushi. Wine has also become the new way for the ex-university drunken female to stumble into adulthood as a classier lush.


    I don't know if it's just my girlfriend, or if it's representative of some of the female population, but she has said (and I have noticed) every time she eats sushi she gets really horny. If it's the latter, maybe you can find a way to capitalize on those FB posts. [​IMG]
     
  20. juvefan

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    I'm totally guilty of this. Everytime I get drunk I wind up posting song lyrics to whatever I'm listening to as if it's some deep truth of the universe I have just discovered. I'm disgusting. Please forgve me.

    Been there. It's great!
     

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