Things your dumb friends post on facebook

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  1. DerekS

    DerekS Guyliner

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    theres one particular girl on my FB that i keep just to laugh at her annoying posts. Lame single mother motivational "ill find a real man" bullshit. gah.
     


  2. dcg

    dcg Senior member

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    "Who wants to ride the skin boat to Tuna Town?"
     


  3. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    thats tibor right? looks like he's gonna get some!

    it is tibor all right, i dont recognize his face but the hat is unmistakable.
     


  4. MrG

    MrG Senior member

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    A friend recently posted:

    I thought he was kidding, and I made a joke about not believing in evolution. Turns out he was serious...
     


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    APK Senior member

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    Yeah that's Tibor

    Today
    Girl: in pain
    Friend one: why?
    Friend two: eat more food
    Friend three: what's wrong?
    Girl: on my period.

    Way to much info.


    I'm friends with a girl who makes not-so-subtle updates for this every month.
     


  6. sonlegoman

    sonlegoman Senior member

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    A stupid high school female friend (whom I've since unfriended) made the stupidest status posts. One of them that I remember so much is:

    "Gerald Butler is so hot".

    Then another of her friends wrote "his name is Gerard Butler. I don't think he'd be hot if his name was Gerald." The original girl then wrote "are you sure? I always thought it was Gerald Butler."

    I had a good laugh. I think this was the final straw before I unfriended her.
     


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    A girl I went to HS with commented on someone's picture of strawberries. "If those aren't organic you're eating tons of pesticides". She's one of those experts that's been following nutrition for the past week after seeing Food Inc, and 60lbs overweight.
     


  8. origenesprit

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    A girl I went to HS with commented on someone's picture of strawberries. "If those aren't organic you're eating tons of pesticides". She's one of those experts that's been following nutrition for the past week after seeing Food Inc, and 60lbs overweight.

    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     


  9. Gene Parmesan

    Gene Parmesan Active Member

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    Oh f**k off.
     


  10. Tibor

    Tibor Senior member

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    Oh f**k off.

    Haha That was my initial reaction when I saw that quote by Monroe.
     


  11. BlackToothedGrin

    BlackToothedGrin Senior member

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    A girl I went to HS with commented on someone's picture of strawberries. "If those aren't organic you're eating tons of pesticides". She's one of those experts that's been following nutrition for the past week after seeing Food Inc, and 60lbs overweight.

    I would have never guessed nosu was a girl
     


  12. WorkingClassDude

    WorkingClassDude Senior member

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    "I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. "

    As for this shit, it's someone else's quote. I saw a girl from work post this several months ago. So I think girls see this quote somewhere, think 'hmm, omg that's so true!' and then think it's alright to say. No. If you are nuts, why would I want to handle you at all?? I'm sure it was originally written by some chick who thinks it's really true.
     


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    "‎"F*ck first, date later" muahahahahaha ♥ girls night"
     


  14. tagutcow

    tagutcow Senior member

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    This made me LOL:

    "I need to try the fake apartment fire date. It's where I show up and kick in your door like your place is on fire, then when there isn't one, I just invite myself to dinner/drinks."
     


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    Not friends, but went to the same high school. An entire album of "professionally" taken photographs that remind me of bad senior pictures. Lots of shots by rusty metal staircases, against brick walls, and other similar settings. I like how they paid money to have someone photograph them in football jerseys. [​IMG]
     


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