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Things your dumb friends post on facebook

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by musicguy, May 10, 2011.

  1. Pieceofsand

    Pieceofsand Senior member

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    anal orgy in here :slayer:
     


  2. oneeightyseven

    oneeightyseven Almost Special

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  3. tagutcow

    tagutcow Senior member

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    I have to say, IS, for all the flak you get, this was a perfectly executed punch line. Bravo.


     
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  4. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    why thank you, it does happen once in a while. you noted the last one as well. it involved a squirell or a chipmunk if you recall.
     


  5. tagutcow

    tagutcow Senior member

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    If I wanted to be a grammar didact, I'd note that "virgins" is a countable noun, so you should technically say "far fewer virgins," but even that wouldn't have the wham-bam-boom comedic rhythm of what you wrote. Really, to gaze upon it is to gaze upon perfection. I weep.
     


  6. bbaquiran

    bbaquiran Senior member

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    FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY.
     


  7. tagutcow

    tagutcow Senior member

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    ^^^ Needs a dead girl.
     


  8. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    got some fb friends posting this too. I weep for these dumbasses that post this- they will probably lose all their money one day to a con artist.

    also, the stupid people who keep posting the "japan earthquake mother" story- how hard can it be to check your facts???!!!!:

    fuck you asswipe.
     
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  9. tagutcow

    tagutcow Senior member

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    Why do you hate a mother's love so much?
     


  10. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    don't be ridiculous. I loved west's mom too!
     


  11. bbaquiran

    bbaquiran Senior member

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    My latest status:

    HEY EVERYONE I JUST PAID FOR YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNTS SO YOU ALL OWE ME $3.99 EACH, OK?
     


  12. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    ^ and now its the "amy bruce" story going around.
     


  13. Sir Humphrey Appleby

    Sir Humphrey Appleby Senior member

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    You have no idea how tempted I am to put that as my status to see if anyone copies it.
     


  14. musicguy

    musicguy Senior member

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    lol someone should make a 4chan gold/platinum/unobtainium graphic for facebook. See if anyone posts their CC info.
     


  15. bbaquiran

    bbaquiran Senior member

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    Found a couple:

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