Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[musicguy]

A woman approaching 30 and still a virgin? There is something seriously wrong there...

 

[CouttsClient]



I haz one!

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: "Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz." While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives: Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin'-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az.... Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yo-az!

Made me laugh

 

[CouttsClient]



A woman approaching 30 and still a virgin? There is something seriously wrong there...

I know a 35yr old man in the same situation

 

[musicguy]



I know a 35yr old man in the same situation

True, but it's a lot easier for a straight woman to get laid than a straight man. Unless a woman is religious or is really ugly/smelly or has mental problems, they all lose their virginity by the time they finish college.

 

[APK]

When did it become en vogue to become a young crazy cat lady? I've got so many otherwise normal friends who post pictures of and statuses about their cats CONSTANTLY.

 

[lasbar]



A woman approaching 30 and still a virgin? There is something seriously wrong there...

Must be approaching 30 stones...

 

[Stazy]

Nope. She above average in terms of attractiveness. Probably wears a little too much make up but that's fixable. She's just a devout Christian who is apparently waiting for her Boaz. lol

 

[lasbar]



Nope. She above average in terms of attractiveness. Probably wears a little too much make up but that's fixable. She's just a devout Christian who is apparently waiting for her Boaz. lol

Devout religious women are always bad news...

They also want big families..

 

[dune]

Or she doesn't count anal?

 

[in stitches]



Or she doesn't count anal?

if most SF'ers counted anal we'd have a lot less virgins around here.

 

[CouttsClient]



if most SF'ers counted anal we'd have a lot less virgins around here.

 

[dune]

Meh, it would just take a couple of years off the age at which I lost my virginity.

 

[oneeightyseven]



Meh, it would just take a couple of years off the age at which I lost my virginity.

he meant receiving it anally.....

 

[dune]

Yes, I know.

 

[in stitches]



Yes, I know.

yeah you do.