Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[acidboy]



Indeed, there can be no doubt that people like MrG's facebook friends are to blame for the failures of our educational system. If anyone else seems blameworthy, that is but a false semblance.

and yet there are shining beacons for those who seek to be learned men and women. those who strive for what most would say is too high. and we can only hope that the greater St. Louis area spread that light across the Americas and all over the world.

 

[L'Incandescent]



and yet there are shining beacons for those who seek to be learned men and women. those who strive for what most would say is too high. and we can only hope that the greater St. Louis area spread that light across the Americas and all over the world.

 

[wurlwyde]

MAZING!

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/the-35-best-times-someone-on-facebook-thought-the-onion-was-real/

 

[munchausen]



AMAZING!

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/the-35-best-times-someone-on-facebook-thought-the-onion-was-real/

Those are great. If you notice, most of them are half-cocked political statements. Basically people see words that trigger a rant and don't stop to consider that what they are reading is ridiculous.

 

[EFV]



AMAZING!

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/the-35-best-times-someone-on-facebook-thought-the-onion-was-real/

Funny, but I guess some of these posters are just ******* with their FB-friends.

 

[Marc395]

Those are great. If you notice, most of them are half-cocked political statements. Basically people see words that trigger a rant and don't stop to consider that what they are reading is ridiculous.

I doubt that these people actually read the full articles. Somehow I hope they don't have ...

 

[Connemara]

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

 

[lasbar]

...

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

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Pass me a bucket please..

 

[Connemara]

I am so tired of the bachelorette party posts. The bachelorette is inevitably in a pink fuzzy tiara, a pink sash, and some dumpy dress from Forever 21. Her friends look only slightly less absurd.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Don't be bitter. You will get your chance someday.

 

[Piobaire]



I am so tired of the bachelorette party posts. The bachelorette is inevitably in a pink fuzzy tiara, a pink sash, and some dumpy dress from Forever 21. Her friends look only slightly less absurd.

The last couple of times I was in Vegas I noticed it is crawling with these bachelorette groups. They are just ******* obnoxious.

 

[Gibonius]

Dropped by a winery last weekend to pick up a few bottles. There was, of course, a bachelorette party in the tasting room. Hooting. With penis related paraphernalia, at 2pm in the afternoon.

'course, a couple of them were super hot and were dressed in sorta slutty cocktail attire, so that was a bonus.

 

[Connemara]



Don't be bitter. You will get your chance someday.

I just wanna be the popular girl for once.

The last couple of times I was in Vegas I noticed it is crawling with these bachelorette groups. They are just ******* obnoxious.

The sad thing is this is not just happening in Vegas, it's happening everywhere.

Dropped by a winery last weekend to pick up a few bottles. There was, of course, a bachelorette party in the tasting room. Hooting. With penis related paraphernalia, at 2pm in the afternoon.

'course, a couple of them were super hot and were dressed in sorta slutty cocktail attire, so that was a bonus.

Wineries must love bachelorette parties. Easy money. And there are always a couple of really hot ones, but you have to get through the 300 lb. black sheep first.

 

[suited]

This guy posts a rocky balboa speech and writes "my motivation" above the post. He's 34, lives at home, and about a year ago had one of those devices in his car you had to blow into so the engine would turnover

 

[Joffrey]



Dropped by a winery last weekend to pick up a few bottles. There was, of course, a bachelorette party in the tasting room. Hooting. With penis related paraphernalia, at 2pm in the afternoon.

'course, a couple of them were super hot and were dressed in sorta slutty cocktail attire, so that was a bonus.

The best thing about bachelorette parties is you know there's a few in the group gauranteed to ho out that night. You just gotta ball up and break the ice...