Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[tagutcow]



Sounds like something Brandon White would post on his lady's account. Except for that he would probably be able to spell his own name right.

As I said, this isn't anything out of the blue, it's entirely consistent with her past facebook behavior.

When I did actually meet her that one time, she told me, "I'm going to go fly out to Las Vegas and become a Appreciation star! " while pumping her fists in the air with glee. It was the one time in my life when I truly made the "NOT SURE IF SRS" face.

 

[L'Incandescent]



As I said, this isn't anything out of the blue, it's entirely consistent with her past facebook behavior.

When I did actually meet her that one time, she told me, "I'm going to go fly out to Las Vegas and become a Appreciation star! " while pumping her fists in the air with glee. It was the one time in my life when I truly made the "NOT SURE IF SRS" face.

You should try to make love to her to see how well she does her part of the act, if you see what I'm driving at.

 

[HRoi]

It sounds like her phone number will come in handy one of these days...

 

[tagutcow]



You should try to make love to her to see how well she does her part of the act, if you see what I'm driving at.

After I got the number I tried calling her a few times, and every time she said she was too ****-faced drunk to do anything. She's a complete walking disaster. A few months ago she got pregnant, and- oh no- lost the baby, and then went on an insouciant drinking binge. I prefer not even to think about the circumstances of her miscarriage.

 

[HRoi]

hey, if she's good enough to be Brandon White's *** dumpster, let's not be picky...

 

[acidboy]



After I got the number I tried calling her a few times, and every time she said she was too ****-faced drunk to do anything. She's a complete walking disaster. A few months ago she got pregnant, and- oh no- lost the baby, and then went on an insouciant drinking binge. I prefer not even to think about the circumstances of her miscarriage.

this is very inappropriate behavior for a *** dumpster. I am appalled.

 

[lasbar]



After I got the number I tried calling her a few times, and every time she said she was too ****-faced drunk to do anything. She's a complete walking disaster. A few months ago she got pregnant, and- oh no- lost the baby, and then went on an insouciant drinking binge. I prefer not even to think about the circumstances of her miscarriage.

She will be perfect for Conne..

 

[Harold falcon]



Lately I've seen my Facebook friends posting cryptically about how they've been betrayed by their friends. It's like they live in pro wrestling world, where there have to be heel turns every once in a while to keep the stories interesting, sort of like that time in 1981 when Terry Gordy betrayed Michael Hayes and thereby broke up the Fabulous Freebirds. (Don't worry, they teamed up again in 1982.)

It's like when Chavo Guerrero betrayed Rey Mysterio. I'll never forgive him for that.

 

[donjuan17]



It's like when Chavo Guerrero betrayed Rey Mysterio. I'll never forgive him for that.

Let's not forget the Eddy Guerrero "I'm your Pappi" moment.

 

[donjuan17]

Quote: "I'm gonna masturbate until I hate myself."

 

[Blackhood]

Damn, I only have to have a second scoop of ice cream and I hate myself.

 

[donjuan17]

The world record is 32 times in a day.
Any takers?

 

[Piobaire]



The world record is 32 times in a day.
Any takers?

32 times in one day? I think you're pulling our cranks...

 

[acidboy]



It's like when Chavo Guerrero betrayed Rey Mysterio. I'll never forgive him for that.

or like when edge stole lita from matt hardy. totally unforgivable.

 

[Harold falcon]



The world record is 32 times in a day.
Any takers?

Fairly confident I beat that back in October of '92. That was before I had a driver's license and before I could drink.