Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[tagutcow]



Come on, Tagutcow. We all know you'd hit it without a second thought.

In a heartbeat. Obviously, i wasn't holding that up as something dumb, I was holding it up as a positive, uplifting example of facebook-done-right. If we could all be more like Raleighwood go-go dancers, the world would truly be a better place.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

She's from Raleigh? That's a deal breaker.

 

[tagutcow]



She's from Raleigh? That's a deal breaker.

You confound me sometimes, Neo. All the time, actually.

Would it be any better if she were from Greensboro? If not, how are we to consummate our love?

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Just move here to VA. I can hook you up with some tail.

 

[tagutcow]



Just move here to VA. I can hook you up with some tail.

WHAAAAT!?! When did you emigrate from the Great Godless Worker's Paradise of Canadia to lowly Middle America? We totally need to rock out sometime!

 

[tagutcow]

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Tagut, are there a lot of black people in Greensboro? Men, specifically.

 

[tagutcow]



Tagut, are there a lot of black people in Greensboro? Men, specifically.

Greensboro is 40% black, so you shall not want for black cock!

In any case, only two people in that video are from Greensboro, and they're both extras, and they're not the lithe 18-year-old girls. Take special note at the 1:08 mark.

 

[otc]

Well, you aren't the least convincing token white guy I've ever seen.

 

[lawyerdad]



This is a friend-of-a-friend I made through my "filmmaking" contacts. I was supposed to start making hip-hop beats for him if I wasn't completely out of commission in that regard as well. Now I honestly don't know if I could do any business with him in good faith, since his statuses are a perpetual embarrassment.

I would be happy to kick in a million to your friend's nine million.

 

[munchausen]

_____ was laid to rest today. Our love and our prayers are with Jenny, Noah, Luke, the firefighters of Station 53, and the hundreds of scouts and scouters he touched. ....

um...phrasing...

 

[suited]

 

[ImaPro]

Come on don't be mean

 

[MyOtherLife]

I just removed a friend from my Facebook for posting nudes of themselves. There are no limits to stupidity.

 

[otc]



I just removed a friend from my Facebook for posting nudes of themselves. There are no limits to stupidity.

does not compute.