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Things your dumb friends post on facebook

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by musicguy, May 10, 2011.

  1. sonick

    sonick Senior member

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    The friend who posts pics of his vomit food, just made a post about his property manager installing a new toilet in his apartment and attached a photo of aforementioned toilet.

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  2. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Some of my friends are becoming raucous of mind arguing on Facebook about which city has better ways, Memphis or Nashville. The Memphians are utterly indignant that anyone could think Nashville has better ways and vice versa.

    If anyone went on Facebook and said their city had better ways than St. Louis (my home of which love), I would just go into disregard mode secure in the knowledge that the STL basically kicks buns. Don't need to prove nothing to nobody FACT.
     
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  3. upthewazzu

    upthewazzu Senior member

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    I was born and raised in Memphis and it's the biggest shit hole this side of Detroit. I can almost guarantee those arguing for Memphis live in either Germantown or Collierville and wouldn't step foot inside the Memphis city limits unless they were heading to Beale Street or The Forum. They have no argument.
     
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  4. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Yeesh. Choosing between Memphis or Nashville is like choosing between gorilla feces or rhino feces.
     
  5. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    Beale street is pretty good though
     
  6. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    I live in St. Louis, which obviously has lots of problems, so I'm not going to gloat about the conditions of other cities. It's just weird to me how a lot of Memphians I know have such an exaggerated esteem for their city.
     
  7. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    so is downtown nashville
     
  8. tagutcow

    tagutcow Senior member

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    I think I may have, on occasion, mentioned the complete basketcase who tried to recruit me as a wingman a few years ago. He was a fairly successful computer programmer, and was one of only two people I knew who had any real money (the other being a caucasian player for a Taiwanese baseball team who also mistakenly believed I'd be a valuable asset as a wingman.) He'd take me out to clubs and let me buy drinks off his tab all night, while he only drank water. He was as unlucky-in-love as I am, only much more neurotic and much less self-aware. Despite the fact I found his paranoia exhausting, and that pretty much every social event I attended with him ended in some emotional breakdown, I kept holding out hope he'd ask me to wingman with him on one of his Caribbean vacations.

    Despite- or because of- the lack of lady-action in his life, he regularly goes to those porn star meet-and-greets they have at strip clubs (he tried to get me to go one time,) and posts snapshots of himself posing with the porn star on facebook.

    Well he's struck again. His new profile pic is a photo of him posing with porn star and Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James.

    Only this time, he's…

    Kissing. Her. On. The. Lips.

    :crazy:
     
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  9. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    ^ now if it was kayden kross or stoya then I'd understand... :embar:

    and in other news... CNN has commenced making MANDATORY REMINDERS. I suppose the first person CNN contacted to spread their mandatory reminder is the airhead clueless fuckface stage mom married to my dumbass cousin....

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  10. tagutcow

    tagutcow Senior member

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    Has NASA now outsourced their media relations office to a Japanese technical writing firm?
     
  11. Gibonius

    Gibonius Senior member

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    Planting more trees is going to make a difference in ten months. You heard it here!
     
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  12. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    The only porn stars I'd kiss on the lips are the ones who don't do BJ scenes.
     
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  13. js4design

    js4design Senior member

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    More for the rest of us then.
     
  14. Piobaire

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    NASA: all you bases are belong to us.
     
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  15. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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  16. Texasmade

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    So you're never going to kiss a pornstar on the lips then.
     
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  17. otc

    otc Senior member

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    There's probably a few male porn stars out there who managed to skip the stage where straight guys do gay porn just to break into the industry....
     
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  18. JohnGalt

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    no
     
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  19. otc

    otc Senior member

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    FTFY
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  20. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    I are out a porn star's ass once so that's probably far beyond what Neo's willing to do.
     

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