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Things your dumb friends post on facebook

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by musicguy, May 10, 2011.

  1. Douglas

    Douglas Senior member

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    the princess did not go to grammar school.

    apparently she also had terrible taste in typefaces as well :crazy:
     
  2. gomestar

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    "and she hooked up with some cute guys and nobody called her a slut"

    first woman that posts that in my news feed, i'm leaving a comment calling her a slut.

    i am ok with the de-friending.
     
  3. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Senior member

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    Get your sandwich first.
     
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  4. zarathustra

    zarathustra Senior member

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  5. lasbar

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    Most of them are slags and dogs..

    I work with a few of them overweight and deseperate..

    They are the most vocal ones...
     
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  6. otc

    otc Senior member

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    I dunno...I could make it for 3 days without the car.

    I'd be pretty hungry without that sandwich.
     
  7. Mr Martini

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    you could use the car to drive to subway and have another woman make you a sandwich. There is always another woman out there willing to make you a sandwich. Dont sell yourself short.
     
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  8. zarathustra

    zarathustra Senior member

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    Plenty of sammich makers in the sea.
     
  9. Lighthouse

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  10. zarathustra

    zarathustra Senior member

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    Damn straight. FTW.... I said I wanted a sammich and got a manwich sammich with pepper jack cheese.
     
  11. Joffrey

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    You should bait them and post it on your feed first and de-friend any girl that likes or leaves a positive (serious, not sarcastic) comment in response.
     
  12. Harold falcon

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    I make a far better sandwich than any woman I've ever met.
     
  13. Neo_Version 7

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    What are you doing out of the kitchen?
     
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  14. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    I'm also a better criminal defense attorney than any woman I've ever met. That pays better.
     
  15. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Since when have women been allowed to practice law?!
     
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  16. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Tell me about it.
     
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    I dunno about paying for sandwiches. I mean maybe if you're away on business or something, curious to try something exotic you don't see back home maybe, too lazy, too tired to get the free type maybe. But under normal circumstances you shouldn't be paying for that shit man. It won't live up to expectations anyway, and'll probably leave you with a nasty aftertaste.
     
  18. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    So in that regard, sandwiches are a lot like sex
     
  19. zarathustra

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    Sometimes you just like feel like going out and slumming it you know? I mean those high maintenance and expensive restaurant get old after a while. They are so cold and unfeeling. Sometimes it just feels like they are going through the motions. You are always wondering why are they are nice too you.... they don't really like you... they just want you to buy more and give them more money. That free drink, was just to get you to buy two more. It all a con game to get your money.

    Sometimes you don't need the expensive wine, fancy flowers or foie gras. You want to keep it real... keep it simple and get right to the point. Satisfy those carnal desires that have been lusting for something more base. Sometimes you just need a cold beer and a good BLT. You know?
     
  20. HRoi

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    Also you can get a footlong put into your mouth for about 5 bucks. Another similarity between sex and sandwiches
     
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