Things your dumb friends post on facebook

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by musicguy, May 10, 2011.

  1. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    maybe it's her ass?
     
  2. Joffrey

    Joffrey Senior member

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    Come on man, copy and paste the deets.
     
  3. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    She sounds like someone Tagut would be friends with IRL.
     
  4. tagutcow

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    Neo, I really don't think you get me at all.
     
  5. L'Incandescent

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    Here's something I noticed this morning: the facebook friends I have from the small, crappy town I grew up in and who haven't gotten out of that world, live their lives like a pro wrestling story arc. They often post about feuds they have gotten themselves involved in. (They never start the feuds, by the way; they are always responding to the perfidious deeds of others.) They make 10 posts in a row about how you should never cross them because they are tough and stand up for themselves and don't take no shit from no one. And then their friends start supporting them and egging them on. Then after a couple days or a week, the feud peters out. But before too long another feud starts up.

    I've noticed that my friends who are successful in life (defining "success" broadly) never act like that. They express annoyance with people sometimes, but it never consumes them and never becomes fuel for a long narrative. I assume that's because their lives are full of interesting things to do, and feuding with people detracts from what's important to them.
     
  6. Gibonius

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    Also you have to develop some emotional maturity to become successful, which discourages feuding. Well. Usually.
     
  7. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    That's BULLSHIT! You dissed my post! I don't take that kind of shit, you get out of my grill man!
     
  8. MrG

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    I've been thinking about starting a blood feud for quite some time. If anyone is interested, let me know.

    It's not so much that I'm unsuccessful or emotionally immature. I mean, I'm both, but that's not why I want to start the feud. It's just that I'm a big fan of Justified, and they make the whole deal look pretty cool.
     
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    I'm doing the Gator Chomp in the direction of the monitor right now.





    That made me feel dirty
     
  10. otc

    otc Senior member

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    Unhealthy people I went to high school with posting happily about Minneapolis being named the #1 healthiest city in america by forbes.

    Imagine how much earlier it would have been named #1 if your fat ass didn't live there?
     
  11. tagutcow

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    MissTravel.com named Greensboro as the least sexy destination in America:

    http://blog.misstravel.com/misstravels-least-sexiest-destinations-in-america/

    :(
     
  12. otc

    otc Senior member

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    On the topic of wtf food.

    This guy usually posts decent enough stuff (he's the type of person who loudly proclaims his foodie status, probably because it is the "cool" thing to do now...but he's not an idiot so he can put out some decent looking stuff)....but wtf is this homemade pizza?
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    How do you eat that? It is cut into slices...but you can't actually pick one up and eat it.
     
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    I'm in. You and your kin will be shot on sight.
     
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    otc Senior member

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    Same guy also just posted this:
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    I was very tempted to write "I'm sure David Guetta just *loves* the part of his job where he has to hang out with middle managers from from a food conglomerate"
     
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    Random tangent: Have you been back to Minneapolis recently? The city's bike infrastructure is ridiculous. Of course, it's Minneapolis, so can't be biked in (comfortably and/or safely) 9 months out of the year.. but it's impressive nonetheless!
     

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