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Things your dumb friends post on facebook

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by musicguy, May 10, 2011.

  1. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    That's honestly not all that dumb.
     


  2. tagutcow

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    Paging Gibonius. Gibonius to the white courtesy phone.
     
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  3. MrG

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    A friend posted this with a picture from some place called the "Christian Blackbelt Academy." She, apparently, enrolled her son there.

    I always forget about the Ninjesus parts of the Bible - "and Ninjesus said unto them, 'I am the chopper of boards: he that cometh into my dojo shall never tap out, and he who learneth roundhouse kicks from me shall never have his leg swept.'"
     
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  4. lasbar

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    WTF????

    A Christian Blackbelt Academy based on the Bible?/??
     


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    And then, the lord said onto them: submission is for pussies
     


  6. Godot

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    I just looked up Christian Blackbelt Academy and found that there are not just the one academy, but they are all over the place. There is even a International Christian Blackbelt Academy. While some people might find this troubling in some way, I think it's a vast improvement over the Christian abortion clinic bombing classes. Seriously, there are whole subcultures out there that many of us are totally unaware of. If it were not for the show,, Toddlers & Tiaras, I could have gone through my entire existence unaware of such activity. FB should be commended on expanding our consciousness. I now know that if I ever become a Christian and have a child, if it's a boy I can send him to Blackbelt Academy and if it's a girl, have her taught how to be a drag queen. :D
     


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    Nearly everything written there is exactly the opposite of the truth.
     


  8. MrGimpy

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    I was sure 4, 5, and 7 (and possibly 1) were going to be related to self-pleasuring.
     


  9. tagutcow

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    If it exists, there's a Christian version of it (including porn.) I'm undecided, in most cases, whether this phenomenon is a forthright living-out of the Biblical ethos of "whatever you do, do everything for the glory of God", or a cynical attempt at fleecing Christians who believe Christians are inherently more trustworthy.


    I'm finding this is the case with most if not all "information" contained in facebook graphics.
     
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    "If it exists, there's a Christian version of it (including porn.) I'm undecided, in most cases, whether this phenomenon is a forthright living-out of the Biblical ethos of "whatever you do, do everything for the glory of God", or a cynical attempt at fleecing Christians who believe Christians are inherently more trustworthy."


    I'm going with the latter and just sorry I didn't think of it first. I can't imagine Christian porn. I mean I can imagine that it may exist, but it's something I just don't want to see. I'm not being anit Christian here, I don't want to see the porn of most religions. I do want to thank you for the idea however. I'm going to spend the rest of the day attempting to visualize a Mennonite porn film. :D
     
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    A Christian abortion clinic bomb making course?

    Who was teaching there?

    Eric Rudolph?
     


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    As soon as a facebook friend shits a pup out, or their significant other does so, they're immediately removed from my newsfeed. Now, there have been exceptions, but you can tell almost immediately if a removal is in order.
     


  13. Harold falcon

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    Ahem...


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    Rules for Christian porn are here.
     


  15. Neo_Version 7

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    "Husband and wife must both receive their due benevolence."

    Well, I guess that leaves Lasbar out then.
     
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