Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[dune]

And lose the "me and three of my friends went on an exotic holiday, so here's 200 pictures of us in bikinis"-albums? **** off.

 

[Pilot]

From a guy who went to my high school and i think is on his 3rd college in 5yrs or so with no degree yet:

"There should be a lower grading scale for classes with teachers who English is a second language"

I replied: "It seems your English needs a little work as well..."

 

[Joffrey]



And lose the "me and three of my friends went on an exotic holiday, so here's 200 pictures of us in bikinis"-albums? **** off.

Maybe you wouldn't mind so much if you went on a fun holiday every now and then.

 

[dune]

I feel sad now Meanie.

 

[Jr Mouse]

Crossfit coach posted this.

Yeah... I'll take all three please.

 

[Thomas]

^ was curious where you've been hanging Rouse.

I'll take all three as well. BTW my Crossfitter Cousin-in-law does not resemble any of those three.

Oh, and her (younger) sister, I think she's a lesbian. She just posted a few pics that made me start wondering. NTTAWWT

 

[sonick]

File it under "awesome things my friends post on FB"

 

[Rambo]

is dildoe canadian for marital aid?

 

[sonick]

No he just doesn't know how to spell.

 

[Jr Mouse]

^ was curious where you've been hanging Rouse.
I'll take all three as well. BTW my Crossfitter Cousin-in-law does not resemble any of those three.
Oh, and her (younger) sister, I think she's a lesbian. She just posted a few pics that made me start wondering. NTTAWWT

You still coming down for the marathon?

 

[Thomas]



You still coming down for the marathon?

Nope, this season is a very short schedule while I try to get through the CPA exams. Once I get through, then training begins in earnest. Probably down for the 2013 SA, if it's in autumn. And every time I tell myself I'm going to SA, something fuxxors up my schedule.

...

BTW, I like all of my FB friends, they're all reasonable and decent people (even in disagreement), as far as they let on. But there's this one thing where a number of them will post the same pictures of abandoned / abused animals and decry the inhumanity...but as far as I can tell NONE OF THEM HAVE TAKEN IN ANY ANIMALS LIKE THIS. Well, Jen might, she's a pretty fierce advocate, but the rest of these people live their lives, day-to-day, see the abuse, post about it and how awful it is, and then check the task off their do-list. Whelp, that's my Good Deed for the day: I posted an abused animal story on FB.

Excuse me for not patting you on the back, my FB do-gooder friends. Adopt a stray or two and then get back to me. Don't tell me you can't, I've got four myself. Put up or shut up.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

I'd rather post about abused animals everyday then actually adopt one. Would be too much work to care for one. Besides....awareness!

 

[otc]

Because that makes tons of sense....

 

[Gibonius]

Why would they show five bottles of bottle, when it's not contributing to any of the categories?

 

[Texasmade]

Who the **** wants to eat only fruits and veggies? I'd rather have one whopper and some rabbit food (cut out the fries and drink) over eating only rabbit food. Besides that picture of the salad looks like it has grilled chicken on it. Some vegetarian that person is.