Things your dumb friends post on facebook

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  1. HgaleK

    HgaleK Senior member

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    I lost a the chance with a gorgeous girl who was pretty hard after my dick because I called her on her facebook shit. Make sure you don't want to hit that.
     


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    Full disclosure: I once touched her boob and she is indeed smoking hot. I feel like she's going to ignore my comment just to prove how much she doesn't go on facebook.
     


  3. HgaleK

    HgaleK Senior member

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    I thought the same- even invited her to my place later than night for a drink on the same status.

    *Actually, now that I think about it, it went okay until I blew her off for laundry and dishes. Go for it, amigo.
     


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    any success?


    does she know you touched her boob?
     
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    How hot?

    And you know hot girls are very self-centered...

    Go for a mid range...

    Easier to get in the sack and more likely to be as dirty as hell..
     


  6. Stazy

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    She grabbed my hand and placed it on her breasts.



    Probably the best looking girl on my friends list. Alas, she lives 12 hours away from me.
     


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    She is playing hard to get or just looking to feed her ego...

    You're the only one able to assess the situation..

    Girls who know they're hot tend to annoy me...

    A dangerous mix of entitlement , insecurity and over-sized ego..

    Do some running , but do not do a Conne..
     


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    pics?
     


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    posting a picture of a flower I'd given to her yesterday inside a 'vase'

    the vase is porcelain toilet

    she always inappropriately gros
     


  10. CalTex

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    "ANYONE UNDER 21 AND 18 AND OLDER LIKE THIS STATUS: I CAN VOTE, SMOKE, KILL FOR TEXAS AND KILL FOR AMERICA, IF I HAVE 60 COLLEGE HOURS BE A POLICE OFFICER, AT 18 I CAN RUN INTO BURNING BUILDINGS TO SAVE OTHERS. I CAN BE DRAFTED INTO WAR. I CAN'T DRINK A BEER BUT I CAN OWN GUNS. LOWER THE DRINKING AGE TO 18."
     


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    It's not stupid at all ...

    If you're old enough to have a weapon , you must be able to have a drink..
     


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    I don't know, Thou Shalt Not Kill was quite high up in the commandments, Thou Shalt Not Tie Thine Friend To A Lamppost And Bang An Uggo was quite low down. Like number 4or something....
     
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    Legal age is way lower here - doesn't seem to cause that many problems.
     


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    Of course , the age is just part of a complex equation...

    It is an arbitrary legal decision based on historical background...

    There is an important part of societal and behavioural stimuli in that particular issue...

    Most countries have a 18 year old limit without encountering too many problems...

    Young adults will always find alcohol to buy and to drink anyway...
     


  15. Neo_Version 7

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    I had my first drink when I was 2 years old.
     


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