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Things your dumb friends post on facebook

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by musicguy, May 10, 2011.

  1. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    A Christian abortion clinic bomb making course?

    Who was teaching there?

    Eric Rudolph?
     
  2. suited

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    As soon as a facebook friend shits a pup out, or their significant other does so, they're immediately removed from my newsfeed. Now, there have been exceptions, but you can tell almost immediately if a removal is in order.
     
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  3. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Ahem...


    [VIDEO][/VIDEO]
     
  4. MrGimpy

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    Rules for Christian porn are here.
     
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  5. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    "Husband and wife must both receive their due benevolence."

    Well, I guess that leaves Lasbar out then.
     
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  6. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    That is a great find.

    "Fisting and God's Will."
     
  7. MrGimpy

    MrGimpy Senior member

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    I find the threesome rules encouraging.

    Two guys=Not God's will
    Two girls=Walking in the light of Christ
     
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  8. Thomas

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    Speaking of God's will, I have to say that I'm continually disheartened by the tenor of a lot of my friends' "God's Will" posts in which it's suggested that you need only wait and God will take very good care of you.

    FWIW, this is not far removed from what little I took from The Secret phenomenon from years past (you just have to want it bad enough and the Unspecified Universal Will shall take care of you). Except, you can't really want it because then it wasn't God's Will.

    And then some are more overt, in that you're supposed to put your life in God's hands - well, what exactly do you mean by this? Am I Supposed to pray and ask divine guidance on what to have for breakfast that morning? Whether to turn right on red? Hey, God - if you're really going to provide, should I bother going in to work today, or do you have my back on the mortgage payment this month?

    I mean, where does this shit come from?

    (I say this, while observing Lent, no less. Go ahead, cast your stones, cruel StyleForum).
     
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  9. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    ^ You should talk to why. I remember he was a big fan of The Secret.
     
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  10. Harold falcon

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    Hope and change. It's part of the human condition.

    (I say this while 8 miles out in the woods drinking a beer I smuggled in while sitting in the freezing cold trying to start a fire to make some coffee. Go ahead, cast your stones, cruel Style Forum)
     
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    I tried that a while back, but he answered my every question with "It's a Secret"

    or, "Why do you want to know?"

    he's so funny.


    :slayer:
     
  12. Godot

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    OK I've got to ask. Why are you 8 miles in the woods? Unless you've committed some major crime and are running from the FBI, what's the point? If you have committed some major crime and are being pursued by the FBI, then for God's sake (figure of speech) stop posting. They can track you using some Internet technology I don't understand but am sure exists. BTW if you have to smuggle alcohol, don't do beer, too bulky. Go with Everclear (200 proof) or !51 rum. :)
     
  13. JohnGalt

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    Someone just posted that she was tricked into watching 2 girls 1 cup

    ...another person responded that 2001 wants its memes back
     
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    Kristen Musto has the comment you need to read on this one.
     
  15. javyn

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    Considering your mortgage rate is most likely usurious; I'd say yeah, if he exists, God should have your back.
     
  16. why

    why Senior member

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    ..
     
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  17. sanchito

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    Facebook...people are still using that?....how sad.
     
  18. Harold falcon

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    I did one once. Still have my anal virginity intact.
     
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    Agy porn? Is that where college students fuck livestock?
     
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    The only thing tougher than Tough Mudder is not bragging that you're doing Tough Mudder on Facebook.
     
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