Things your dumb friends post on facebook

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by musicguy, May 10, 2011.

  1. suited

    suited Senior member

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    "I need help facebook friends... tomorrow the Director of this company I really want to work for is interviewing me on the phone from Chicago. I was told his first question is "Tell me something about you that isn't on your resume"... and the only thing I can think of is this... "Well, I am obsessed with diet coke, reality tv, and Lady Gaga". Does that work? Or do I need to be more professional? HELP!!"
     


  2. Texastyle

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    All my UT friends keep talking this dumb kid who got hit by a bus. They have been doing these foam sword wars in the middle of the street for a while now and I knew it was only a matter of time before a gem like this was caught on tape.

    (Fast forward to 29 seconds)

    [VIDEO][/VIDEO]
     


  3. Vaio

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    i lol'd.

    what type of dumbass doesnt look both ways before crossing the street.
     


  4. musicguy

    musicguy Senior member

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    I hope no one is complaining about the bus driver. I also hope he doesn't lose his job.

    Anyway, the kid is an idiot. Doesn't look and just runs out in front of a bus.
     


  5. dune

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    Bus ran a red light apparently.
     


  6. APK

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    There's one of those "VOTE FOR MY BABY" contests going on in the area right now, so of course I'm seeing a lot of petitioning from the parents in my news feed to vote for their kid. One girl even created a group to join for the cause. I posted a snarky status about all the parents petitioning and the girl deleted me as a friend within minutes.
     


  7. ImaPro

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    "i know how to save my money :D"
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    Bitch please...............:foo:
     
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  8. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    I actually don't have any black friends on Facebook.
     


  9. sonick

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    People who say they are "being a tourist in their own city"
     


  10. Pilot

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    Currently following a marriage meltdown from a girl who graduated high school about 3yrs ahead of me, grew into a cow, and has done nothing with her life except pop out a kid. It's good.

    "So so weak today and what's funny is I have been told this is all my fault. It makes me so angry bc I know better than that but that's what people do when they know you are hurting."


    "Having the time of my life!!! Love my girlfriends!!!" immediately followed by, "Asking the question,"why me?" I know that He will get me through this bit why did everything crumble at once?!"

    Like why post this stuff??
     


  11. acidboy

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    Racist....
     


  13. Gibonius

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    One of my friends, who fancies himself a runner, keeps posting results from his "runs." He does 2 miles in 25 minutes.


    Come on really? You're not a fucking runner, you're not impressing anybody, and if you need Facebook to hold you accountable while you try to get in shape (for the last four years...) then you suck.
     


  14. acidboy

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    yo, don't you talk about Thomas that way!

    :hide:
     


  15. Gibonius

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    Hah!


    I don't have any friends from the Internets on my Facebook (not that I use Facebook much). Ironically, years ago I pretty much only had friends on the Internets.
     


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