Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[gort]

She is the standard person who has no idea how to "diet" properly and has never lost any weight.

 

[Texastyle]



No.

Also, learn what needs quotation marks and what doesn't, that's her biggest (no pun intended [OK, it was]) knock. She would be cute if smaller though.

Burn it with fire.

 

[musicguy]

Damn, those be some epic cankels.

 

[gort]



same girl today:

I love cream cheese so much that I just licked the inside of the little one serving container after eating my bagel.

 

[sonick]

Two words. Nail. Art.

 

[Dr. Class]



Burn it with fire.

If a size 2 is beautiful, then her size 22 is a health concern.

Also, she needs to learn the difference between then and than.

 

[lasbar]



Burn it with fire.

It will take a long time...

 

[JohnGalt]



If a size 2 is beautiful, then her size 22 is a health concern.
Also, she needs to learn the difference between then and than.

you win +5 internets for having such an excellent early post.

 

[JohnGalt]



It will take a long time...

have you ever seen a grease flare-up on the grill?

 

[lasbar]



have you ever seen a grease flare-up on the grill?

Good point made..

 

[Texasmade]



have you ever seen a grease flare-up on the grill?

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[ihrm]

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He posts **** like this on a daily basis.

 

[lasbar]



 
Retort from girl followed by:



 More retorts, then: 

He posts **** like this on a daily basis. 

Is he ******* ugly and cannot pull anyone under 65?

So much bitterness has to be applauded..

 

[ihrm]

Is he ******* ugly and cannot pull anyone under 65?
So much bitterness has to be applauded..

Hes a young high school dropout who thinks hes a lot smarter than he is.

 

[CalTex]



Hes a young high school dropout who thinks hes a lot smarter than he is.

wait those still exist...I thought everyone got through high-school now.