Things you just don't get

[beargonefishing]

He looks like he is jacking it.

 

[SixOhNine]

He looks like he is jacking it.

You didn't see the movie? He's got his hand in her box and she won't let him pull out.

 

[Cause Moe]

You can do the same trick with a sharpened racoon baculum. No need for expensive titanium; all you need is a trap and a boning knife. 100% organic and gluten-free!

 

[Cause Moe]

Mark Twain Prize. Adam Sandler. WTF?

 

[Omega Male]

Mark Twain Prize. Adam Sandler. WTF?

I can't believe they would even dare to mention that fuching hack in the same breath as a genius responsible for some of the most significant creative works in the American pantheon, like Grown Ups 2 and You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

 

[double00]

zohan is awesome . i recently watched just go with it and it was stupid fun

 

[Michigan Planner]

I can't believe they would even dare to mention that fuching hack in the same breath as a genius responsible for some of the most significant creative works in the American pantheon, like Grown Ups 2 and You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

I made sloppy joes for dinner last night and was definitely singing this while working around in the kitchen and putting things on the dinner table:

 

[beargonefishing]

Waffle house isn't going to like this.

 

[HRoi]

WaHo has the glory hoal, IHOP has the hole to glory

 

[SixOhNine]

Waffle house isn't going to like this.

Serves them right; ain't no snitches at the Waffle House.

 

[venividivicibj]

How much does health insurance cost for these stunt guys

 

[Texasmade]

I saw this at the duty free shop in CDG and thought “how tf does Tucker get turned on by this?”

 

[WestLinn]

"Duty free is the biggest sucker deal in retail" - George Costanza

 

[HRoi]

So in worlds like Star Wars, Dune, Hunger Games, and others; when someone wants to be inconspicuous, they walk around in dark hoods. Is there anyone who looks more suspicious than someone in a dark hood?!?!

 

[Texasmade]

So in worlds like Star Wars, Dune, Hunger Games, and others; when someone wants to be inconspicuous, they walk around in dark hoods. Is there anyone who looks more suspicious than someone in a dark hood?!?!

Imagine if it was a black male in a hoody!