Things you just don't get

[HRoi]

Someone should shoot those terrifying wavy balloon men in front of car dealerships while they’re at it…

 

[beargonefishing]

New mobile pizza oven just dropped, and it looks like a hunk of shite.

 

[Michigan Planner]

Some years ago a corporate genius decided we should tether a gigantic helium balloon around 200ft up at one of the rental properties.
This thing took half a cylinder of helium to fill, and back then it was over $100 a tank to fill.
I told them what would happen, and the first day it was fatally shot.
I patched it, refilled, and the next day it was shot to pieces.

Reminds me of that time some engineers built a hitchhiking robot that made it across Canada successfully but was beaten and beheaded as soon as it got to Philly.

 

[beargonefishing]

Reminds me of that time some engineers built a hitchhiking robot that made it across Canada successfully but was beaten and beheaded as soon as it got to Philly.

Fùcking trash bot lead to one of the greatest articles ever written.

HitchBOT Was A Literal Pile Of Trash And Got What It Deserved

First things first. “HitchBOT,” for all practical purposes, was a garbage can with an iPhone in it. It could not walk or stand or fire lasers or open a can of beans. By what standard was this piece of useless **** a “robot” in the first place? The answer: a shabby standard. A Canadian one.

deadspin.com

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Thai is a new trumpian herd thinning method...

"I shoot an arrow into the air....."

 

[venividivicibj]

New mobile pizza oven just dropped, and it looks like a hunk if shite.

looks like it was designed in minecraft

 

[beargonefishing]

And people think baseball is stupid. Check make shitbirds.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

And people think baseball is stupid. Check make shitbirds.

Footage of @beargonefishing's dad hitting him with balls. Not bad

 

[HRoi]

That looks like a scene from one of those flashback montages where they visually explain how a serial killer got to be the way that he is

 

[SixOhNine]

There's no sound in that video so you can't hear the kid crying and the coach laughing.

 

[jbarwick]

That's the type of guy who still tells stories of his high school days. Reminds me a lot of our fambly member @Texasmade

 

[Texasmade]

That's the type of guy who still tells stories of his high school days. Reminds me a lot of our fambly member @Texasmade

You sound like the type of guy who didn’t letter in sh1t

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Who just walks up and punches a fuckign camel....

He camel, he saw, he conquered, as indignant mammal kills brash Russian

Who did he think he was? Conan the Barbarian?

www.yahoo.com

 

[Omega Male]

Camels are fcking ornery beasts at the best of times. They’ll spit on you and try to bite you for the offense of just being in their general vicinity.

 

[SixOhNine]

Who just walks up and punches a fuckign camel....

He camel, he saw, he conquered, as indignant mammal kills brash Russian

Who did he think he was? Conan the Barbarian?

www.yahoo.com

Looks like we need a new entry in this poll