Things you just don't get

[Texasmade]

By driving the snakes out and dowing an entire keg of Guinness in one pull?

And drinking ****** ass Irish whiskies.

 

[SixOhNine]

By driving the snakes out

I'm pretty sure the English are still there.

 

[double00]

By driving the snakes out and dowing an entire keg of Guinness in one pull?

i'm not sure i've ever driven my snake in one pull

 

[Michigan Planner]

Because those teams are older than FIFA.

They all compete as UK in the Olympics.

England, Scotland, and Wales compete as Great Britain in the Olympics. Athletes from Northern Ireland are generally allowed to pick whether they want to compete with Ireland or GB. I think it goes back to something about how local sports federations are organized based on the islands there rather than by the nation.

To further muddy the waters, England, Northern Ireland, Scotland, and Wales all compete individually in the Commonwealth Games.

 

[jcman311]

She just recently decided to work from home, and had her contractor husband build a single station salon out back. I just cruise over to her house every 4 weeks.

Right. But when do you get your haircut?

 

[HRoi]

MHIP. Making mundane errands stalky since 2020.

 

[mhip]

Right. But when do you get your haircut?

I didn't even realize the softball I left hanging there..
In the spirit of full disclosure, we did hook up a few times many many years ago.
But she's my age. Way too old for me now.

 

[Texasmade]

I didn't even realize the softball I left hanging there..
In the spirit of full disclosure, we did hook up a few times many many years ago.
But she's my age. Way too old for me now.

Better disclosure than admitting you hooked up with your cousin.

 

[otc]

Reddit be trolling by putting these together in my feed

 

[beargonefishing]

How a ton of well known, popular Christmas songs are basically just "its cold and snowing, so let's stay in and **** all night."

 

[HRoi]

There’s a reason why September is the most popular birth month

 

[ValidusLA]

There’s a reason why September is the most popular birth month

Hell, my daughter was conceived via IVF and still born in September!

 

[Fueco]

There’s a reason why September is the most popular birth month

There’s a reason my kids were born in four different months.

 

[jbarwick]

There’s a reason my kids were born in four different months.

There is a softball joke here about your kids having multiple fathers but I'll let the more clever make them

 

[ter1413]

There’s a reason my kids were born in four different months.

Multiple handymen/home projects?