Things you just don't get

[beargonefishing]

How fish be *******. There's thousands of them and they all have the same general size and ****.

 

[ter1413]

How fish be *******. There's thousands of them and they all have the same general size and ****.

(Who is gonna be the first to say it?)

 

[mhip]

(Who is gonna be the first to say it?)

Consent seems completely implied there...

 

[double00]

lol that other dolphin in the cuck chair !

 

[Texasmade]

(Who is gonna be the first to say it?)

She enjoyed that quite a bit

 

[beargonefishing]

If there's turf in the surf, game on.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

(Who is gonna be the first to say it?)

Wood

 

[Omega Male]

Wood

"Hey Siri, what does a dolphin dick look like?"

 

[beargonefishing]

"Hey Siri, what does a dolphin dick look like?"

Siri: Drop 40lbs, look down and you shall see.

 

[HRoi]

I liked how she raises her legs at the end to present the proper pelvic angle for the missionary position

 

[PhilKenSebben]

I liked how she raises her legs at the end to present the proper pelvic angle for the missionary position

Habits are hard to break

 

[beargonefishing]

Habits are hard to break

But Hobbits aren't. They are so small you can break them in half on your knee.

 

[Texasmade]

But Hobbits aren't. They are so small you can break them in half on your knee.

 

[double00]

happy bearsgiving i guess

MSN

 

[HORNS]

But Hobbits aren't. They are so small you can break them in half on your knee.

Bullshit. Hobbits are incredibly tough, with or without a mithril coat.