Things you just don't get

[jcman311]

I don’t get why my wife wore that purple dress today if she didn’t want to be compared to Grimace.

Pff, like you had a chance to score tonight anyway.

 

[venividivicibj]

I don’t get why my wife wore that purple dress today if she didn’t want to be compared to Grimace.

Is that Elon Musk's ex-wife?

 

[Texasmade]

…to the couch for the night?

 

[SixOhNine]

I'm not sure if I'm proud or embarrassed that I recognize that.

 

[Texasmade]

I'm not sure if I'm proud or embarrassed that I recognize that.

I’m pretty sure we all recognize that couch

 

[Schwazer]

I’m pretty sure we all recognize that couch

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Wood

 

[Texasmade]

Wood

+1

Crazy version

 

[ter1413]

+1

Crazy version

 

[HRoi]

If you fell asleep on that couch, would someone come by to cover you with a blanket?

 

[SixOhNine]

If you fell asleep on that couch, would someone come by to cover you with a blanket?

Oh, I don't doubt you'd be covered with something.

 

[mhip]

Wood

Fire Crotch...

 

[ter1413]

If you fell asleep on that couch, would someone come by to cover you with a blanket?

You will be too scared to fall asleep...being tied up and gagged and all!

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Fire Crotch...

**** yes.

Although, my guess she goes another direction with that

 

[Schwazer]