Things you just don't get

[brandonboot]

I have the opposite issue. People just leave the food and I don’t know it’s there so it ends up sitting there for 10 min before I pick it up.

It’s a 50/50 with my drivers. Either they do exactly what you said or this scenario happens.

“ ______ is approaching w/your no contact order.” I wait for a delivery confirmation picture for a couple min but never get one. (Aw **** here we go again) 10 min of a car idling in my driveway later

“_____ calls twice” Still waiting…”____ calls again and I answer” “Hi it’s _____ I’m at your house!

(Me) okay .. “_____ Can you come outside? I mean I’m here! The gps and your neighbors address confirms I am at your house! But I can’t see your address”

(Me) yes I don’t have one visible. I can confirm you’r hear leave the food outside please Ty bye.

 

[brokencycle]

I don't use the delivery apps even though I get the premium service free with my credit card.

 

[venividivicibj]

I don't use the delivery apps even though I get the premium service free with my credit card.

I only use it when they give me promo codes. (Which is pretty often)

 

[Numbernine]

I have the address on my front gate, on a table on my front porch and on my front door. You'd think that would work but nooooo.

 

[SixOhNine]

My house is about 3 years old and on a lot that was subdivided. For a while all the databases insisted we didn't exist. We had to have stuff delivered using the number of the house that got torn down so that mine and my next door neighbor's house could be built.

 

[venividivicibj]

Hotels towels are crazy absorptive. Where do they get them?

 

[beargonefishing]

They are exactly like us.

 

[SixOhNine]

They are exactly like us.

You're just trying to sell us something, aren't you?

 

[jcman311]

They are exactly like us.

Everyone is your friend if you consume enough Miller Lite urine.

 

[venividivicibj]

What stage of hipster/techbro is it when you live in Seattle and complain/brag about how much better it is than SF

 

[Fueco]

What stage of hipster/techbro is it when you live in Seattle and complain/brag about how much better it is than SF

Moving out of the Bay Area is the attaining nirvana stage of hipsterism.

 

[Numbernine]

Moving out of the Bay Area is the attaining nirvana stage of hipsterism.

The Santa Cruz mountains in the south and Marin Co in the north are the nascent locations of this phenomenon.

 

[Omega Male]

The Santa Cruz mountains in the south and Marin Co in the north are the nascent locations of this phenomenon.

Marin has more hip replacements than hipsters.

 

[Schwazer]

 

[brandonboot]