Things you just don't get

[beargonefishing]

Why the funny bone never induces laughter.

 

[Omega Male]

Why the funny bone never induces laughter.

Just keep showing yours to people and maybe one day you'll get beyond sympathy?

 

[Omega Male]

 

[imatlas]

Why the funny bone never induces laughter.

Your humerus must not be very humorous.

 

[ter1413]

Heinz and Terry's launch chocolate orange mayonnaise

The British-loved brands have combined their tasty treats to create a chocolate orange mayonnaise, claiming it'll be the 'festive mash up that you didn't know you needed until now'.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[SixOhNine]

Heinz and Terry's launch chocolate orange mayonnaise

The British-loved brands have combined their tasty treats to create a chocolate orange mayonnaise, claiming it'll be the 'festive mash up that you didn't know you needed until now'.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Innovation like this is why English food is adored worldwide.

 

[Texasmade]

Innovation like this is why English food is adored worldwide.

Most popular English dish is the chicken tikka masala

 

[MrG]

Leave it to Heinz to do something like that to mayo. Duke's would never betray us by creating something so heinous.

 

[SixOhNine]

Leave it to Heinz to do something like that to mayo. Duke's would never betray us by creating something so heinous.

The key word there is "creating". Duke's is afraid of the new and different. It's stodgy, hidebound mayo permanently stuck in the past. It's no wonder Duke's is the favorite mayonnaise of the Confederacy.

 

[HRoi]

Terry’s chocolate orange is seriously one of my favorite things to eat and I never thought anyone could ******* up. Guess I was wrong

 

[Van Veen]

Why the funny bone never induces laughter.

it's funny queer, not funny haha.

 

[jcman311]

We've lived in our current house for over 4 years. According to informed delivery, people are still addressing Holiday cards to the formers owners. Seriously, this is why the mail system sucks. The mail people delivering it to the house are the last ones who flag it to get returned/forwarded. And why do people not update their addresses?

 

[brokencycle]

We've lived in our current house for over 4 years. According to informed delivery, people are still addressing Holiday cards to the formers owners. Seriously, this is why the mail system sucks. The mail people delivering it to the house are the last ones who flag it to get returned/forwarded. And why do people not update their addresses?

5 years in and I still get the previous owner's quarterly pension plan update.

 

[Ixelles]

13 years in this house and we get a Christmas card from the UK every year to the former owners. No return address and a LinkedIn search didn't help find the addressees.

The first couple of years I opened them to look for clues, but nothing. At least we know little Timothy is doing well at university and they will be hoping to travel after George retires. I would have long said "**** those bastards, they never send us a card back..."

 

[RSS]

They made a fortune off of Piob then.

I get the impression that Piob's education has paid off quite well.