Things you just don't get

[otc]

This guy is maybe a little too trusting of people at the gym

 

[venividivicibj]

???

Former Sen. Harry Reid thinks Lockheed Martin may have UFO fragments

Former Nevada Sen. Harry Reid believes US defense contractor Lockheed Martin may have once had fragments of a crashed UFO in its possession, it was revealed Friday. Reid, 81, told The New Yorker th…

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[Numbernine]

Wouldn't it be great to find out that human exceptionalism is just as big a farce as Trump and MAGA have shown American exceptionalism to be.

 

[imatlas]

Wouldn't it be great to find out that human exceptionalism is just as big a farce as Trump and MAGA have shown American exceptionalism to be.

You ever read The Genocides by Thomas Disch?

Just about the most nihilistic vision of man's place in the universe I've read.

Spoiler

Aliens arrive and exterminate the human race, because they want to use Earth to plant a giant monoculture farm and to them we're the equivalent of boll weevils in the cotton.

Then there's They're Made out of Meat
and of course

 

[double00]

omigod. singing meat.

LOL

 

[ter1413]

Florida principal caught on camera hitting 6-year-old girl with paddle

A Florida elementary school principal is under investigation for whacking a 6-year-old girl with a paddle in a shocking incident that was captured on video by the student’s mom, according to …

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[otc]

This guy is maybe a little too trusting of people at the gym View attachment 1602647

Apparently it is an everyday thing for this guy.
I only noticed because an alarm started going off... Drawing more attention to it

Put it in the bag dude...

 

[SixOhNine]

Take the keys, find his car, repark it on the other side of the lot, put the keys back.

Sit outside and watch.

 

[tropics]

Put it in the bag dude...

that's extraordinary.

would you mind asking him what his deal is?

 

[tropics]

"some guys online are wondering what the **** is your problem"

 

[Van Veen]

How do Superfeet insoles cost $50-55 a pair? That seems like a scam.

 

[otc]

How do Superfeet insoles cost $50-55 a pair? That seems like a scam.

Footbed pricing does seem to be a scam...

But you can still find a lot of old stock SOLE footbeds on ebay for half price depending on size and model (not same brand as sofsole).

Many of them seem to be athlete "signature" editions which makes me wonder if they severed their sponsorship deals and had to liquidate a bunch of stock...

 

[HRoi]

people who say “well...yes and no” when they’re trying to refute your statement. You don’t mean yes and no because you mean no. And “yes and no” by nature can never be the fully correct answer to any question

 

[otc]

people who say “well...yes and no” when they’re trying to refute your statement. You don’t mean yes and no because you mean no. And “yes and no” by nature can never be the fully correct answer to any question

Do you like gigantic dildos?

Well...yes and no. I find them incredibly amusing and my life is enhanced by their existence, but its really not something I'd want to see used on me.

 

[HRoi]

I assume you’re being fanciful here because everyone knows your answer to that question is well...YES PLEASE