Things you just don't get

[Omega Male]

Or empty the new tub into the old tub and, voila, the scoop is now on top. Big brain time, bitches.

 

[HRoi]

But I think I would get infuriated when I eventually run aground on the new scoop lurking at the bottom. And get overly stressed thinking every time I scooped “is this the time I’ll hit the new scoop?!”

 

[beargonefishing]

I'm 77% sure Omega Male outsources his material, 92% certain he pays someone to type his posts (as he mainlines pinot), and 22% confident he's a conscious AI bot developed to dunk on poor people.

 

[double00]

buncha betas agonizing over beefcake powder scoops go tacticool

 

[SixOhNine]

^^This. If you're not using a blacked out titanium custom crafted scoop, you're a beta soy boy cuck.

 

[Omega Male]

Just ******* inject trenbolone into your eyeballs, pencil necks.

 

[Piobaire]

And EPO. I'm cycling now so that's important too.

 

[Texasmade]

Just ******* inject trenbolone into your eyeballs, pencil necks.

Make sure you’re ready for 2 minutes of hell when you inject. Tren users say you think you’re dying as you go through the tren cough when you inject.

 

[Piobaire]

Two minutes of hell, years of being alpha. Seems like a good trade off to me.

 

[Texasmade]

Two minutes of hell, years of being alpha. Seems like a good trade off to me.

It’s every time you inject.

 

[Piobaire]

It’s every time you inject.

Cowboy up!

 

[HRoi]

It is one of life’s great god damn mysteries that you’re 700% more likely to hit the ******* n key on a mobile keyboard, than the motherfucking space bar that’s 7x bigger

 

[Omega Male]

That's an infallible sign of early Parkinson's. Sorry, and try not to worry.

 

[HRoi]

Also, anyone else wonder why meat cleavers have a hole in the blade?

 

[Numbernine]

No because the answer is obvious