Things you just don't get

[mhip]

Varsity tennis...
My hitting coach looked like Sam Elliott circa The Lifeguard, but behaved like Buttermaker from the Bad News Bears. He got tossed from one of my matches for being obnoxiously drunk.

 

[venividivicibj]

You're asking if I'll give you a "full scholarship", aren't you?

He’ll want an official visit before he commits

 

[Texasmade]

Sounds like some haters jelly that they aren't high school football legends. I was district 13-4a co-champions 2 out of three years, what you got?

District 16-5A champions 1 year. I was a backup LB on defense and mainly played special teams. Career varsity stats in HS: 1 sack, 1 FF, 1 TFL

 

[Piobaire]

Sounds like some haters jelly that they aren't high school football legends. I was district 13-4a co-champions 2 out of three years, what you got?

Junior C league champions and you get a weapon when you play hockey.

 

[SixOhNine]

I was just conference co-champion in pole vaulting my senior year. Because I'm adept at using a long, powerful, yet flexible, stick.

 

[Texasmade]

I was just conference co-champion in pole vaulting my senior year. Because I'm adept at using a long, powerful, yet flexible, stick.

I'm sure you had a lot of practice grabbing and bending sticks.

 

[HRoi]

Hey, you're talking about the organization in conjunction with Baylor that made bear the man he is today. Show some damn respect.

Hey in his generation it was either be a Baylor bear or a Branch Davidian. He made the (slightly) better choice

 

[beargonefishing]

Hey in his generation it was either be a Baylor bear or a Branch Davidian. He made the (slightly) better choice

 

[HRoi]

Interesting how that’s basically the same illustration from “grab em by the *****”

 

[beargonefishing]

Interesting how that’s basically the same illustration from “grab em by the *****”

So you're admitting you have women hanging upside down in your fungeon.

 

[Biscotti]

I'm still alive.

 

[Piobaire]

Btw, hockey is not a school sponsored sport. This makes recreational impairment and consorting with the ladies much easier and no possible repercussions from administration.

 

[SixOhNine]

I'm sure you had a lot of practice grabbing and bending sticks.

I'll never have as much as ur mom.

 

[jcman311]

Sounds like some haters jelly that they aren't high school football legends. I was district 13-4a co-champions 2 out of three years, what you got?

2 of 3 years? I lettered in band all 4 years. Beat that!

 

[Omega Male]

I made 124 not out in the annual cricket match with our fierce rivals St. Swithins and was hoisted aloft by our stout lads at the close of play while they all lustily sang "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow". Memory brings a tear to the eye that doesn't have a monocle in it, so it does.