Things you just don't get

[mhip]

neighbors are bumping the carpenters. Not complaining (she’s got an amazing voice) just a strange thing to be broadcasting to the neighborhood.

They always remind me of going to my cool Aunt's ocean view condo in Palos Verdes as a kid.
Carpenters, Simon and Garfunkel...

 

[VaderDave]

Part of the fun of Benihana-style restaurants is the opportunity to receive serious burns shooting from a volcano made out of an onion and filled with oil and, perhaps, if you're lucky, the chance to have a spinning chef's knife skewer you in the eye if your chef is particularly clumsy and/or drunk.

 

[imatlas]

They always remind me of going to my cool Aunt's ocean view condo in Palos Verdes as a kid.
Carpenters, Simon and Garfunkel, cheese fondue...

Fixed.

 

[mhip]

Fixed.

 

[HRoi]

Just make sure not to get that cheese fondue at Melting Pot!

 

[beargonefishing]

Why you don't put your children on anabolic steroids at a young age. How much do you want to be 13-4A district champs and have your children be 1st team all area? Not very much apparently.

 

[Texasmade]

Why you don't put your children on anabolic steroids at a young age. How much do you want to be 13-4A district champs and have your children be 1st team all area? Not very much apparently.

13-4A, lol. Step up to the big boys district of 6A.

 

[Numbernine]

Why is there a long line outside my local branch of BofA every time I drive by? Who the hell "goes to the bank" anymore and why?

 

[jcman311]

Why is there a long line outside my local branch of BofA every time I drive by? Who the hell "goes to the bank" anymore and why?

To get a sock full of quarters to beat their home schooled kids with.

Not me though (if CPS reads this).

 

[beargonefishing]

To get a sock full of quarters to beat their home schooled kids with.

Not me though (if CPS reads this).

Brah, use an au pair to outsource that ****. Foreigners get diplomatic immunity, according to some websites on the internet.

 

[imatlas]

Why is there a long line outside my local branch of BofA every time I drive by? Who the hell "goes to the bank" anymore and why?

I can tell you haven't collected unemployment or DI in the last decade or so. They're lining up to get cash out of their accounts, because BofA has the contract for managing benefit disbursements in CA:

 

[Texasmade]

Brah, use an au pair to outsource that ****. Foreigners get diplomatic immunity, according to some websites on the internet.

You’re doing it wrong. I don’t have any kids but I heard the way you do it is you place a phonebook over their face. Then you punch the phonebook. Stops the bruising.

 

[Luigi_M]

Brah, use an au pair to outsource that ****. Foreigners get diplomatic immunity, according to some websites on the internet.

Why not beat kids yourself (<satisfaction) and rather screw the au pair?

 

[Piobaire]

Snot Okra.

 

[brokencycle]

This subscribe and save stuff is getting out of hand, Home Depot. Who gets a recurring order of GFI outlets?